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I believe the term you were looking for was "True DAT', Implying that the 'th' sound was more of a 'D' in an attempt to sound cool.
And I'm assuming the "d" in your name is an attempt to sound cool as well, unless we are to assume you like shit?
Stewie just said that!
Banana-hammock
Thanks. Now that song is stuck in my head! Ha ha though! Not sure if those who thumbed this down know that song.
You should be thankful for having an understanding mother. Most Mothers would make "Banana Split" out of it.
Oh shit.. I'm fortunate all of the mothers i know aren't pervs
She probably just thinks they belong to you. Many girls wear boxers, especially to sleep in. And who doesn't loves bananas!?(:
Wanda Sykes, Rosie O'Donnell, probably not big banana fans, to name a few. (Sorry; had to go there...)
That's fine by me. I'll eat their share.
I love you and I don't even know you
Thank you
You peeled your banana too soon. Now she's going to split!
My thoughts exactly
I have my sweetie's "Dr. Love" boxers with little hearts, bones, and prescription bottles...but I'm old enough that my mom no longer does my laundry.
Q: You know why sex when camping is so great? A: Because it's ******* in tents! ---bash.org
Ohmiiiigosh...That joke made my day ^_^
My boxers have spicy wiener written down the sides and have Sausage links wrapping around.
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Hey at least she seemed to be cool about it
now orange you glad your mom didn't raisin hell for that pear of banana boxers? please, honeydew a normal date next time and save your passionfruit for the bedroom. you cantaloupe have your boyfriend's acorny boxers if your mom does the laundry. fig(ure) a better place to olive, and then your boyfriend can squash you with his cucumber and everything will be peachy.