By ouch - 12/07/2013 07:22 - United States

Today, my mom got drunk and punched me in the nose, then yelled at me for bleeding on the carpet. FML
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FindingYujin 26

Well how insensitive of you to bleed all over her carpet.

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tacojauns 45

God what hell! Do you know how hard it is to get blood off the carpet?

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Smoldering 15

We are going off the rails on a crazy train!

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emmydafox 16

Hope you heal soon OP, and WD-40 might be able to remove nasty blood stains from the carpet. If you'd prefer something simpler, try vinegar and baking soda, it should lift the stain. Feel better soon OP!

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Beva_fml 15

Well then, she should have thought about that before punching you. But seriously, I hope that you are okay.

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MrSarary 26

I'm a horrible person for finding this so amusing

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interesting33 36

This is domestic violence. Maybe think it through - but does this sort of thing happen often? Don't let her take advantage of you- there are organisations out there to help you through this.

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FaygoAndMiracles 18

Either call child protective services(Or whatever it is called where you live), or, if you are an adult, call the police. She cannot get away with that, that is assault.

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acerredrum 23

How do you KNOW?

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wolfgold2 20

DONT BRING YOUR BLOOD AND SHIT INTO MY HOUSE

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