By ouch - 12/07/2013 07:22 - United States

Today, my mom got drunk and punched me in the nose, then yelled at me for bleeding on the carpet. FML
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FindingYujin 26

Well how insensitive of you to bleed all over her carpet.

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tacojauns 45

God what hell! Do you know how hard it is to get blood off the carpet?

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ughfmltears 12

Wow what a ******* psycho Bitch.. It sure sucks to be you :-(

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kaseyc 6

Isn't that a takingbacksunday song?

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TheChelseaSays 34

My mom did that same thing to me. Only difference is that she was sober.

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BradTheBrony 19

Does your mother own a watch that lets her turn invisible and a cigarette case that lets her disguise as the other team? Also is she a french man? Because that reminds me of the Spy.

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Mizzesbestie 13

Does this remind anyone of eminems song brain dead where his mom is like "look at you your getting blood all over my rug!" ?

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Airbell12 11

Are you being seriously abused? If so, you must speak out.

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