By ouch - 12/07/2013 07:22 - United States

Today, my mom got drunk and punched me in the nose, then yelled at me for bleeding on the carpet. FML
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FindingYujin 26

Well how insensitive of you to bleed all over her carpet.

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tacojauns 45

God what hell! Do you know how hard it is to get blood off the carpet?

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olpally 32

Make her clean up the blood. What a bitch.

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Wowxoxo 17

Use a Jedi mind trick: "it's not blood, it's wine!".. She'll be licking the carpet clean in no time OP

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hawright 13

Wise in the powers of the force, you are.

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graphicstyle7 17

If you are a minor, contact whoever or whatever authorities can help you. If you are not... you need to get away from her. She's NOT your responsibility to take care of. Take care of you first, then maybe she will get the message.

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Wizardo 33

And that's when you call social services, I don't know if this has been a recurring thing but its not promising anyway.

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tehdarkness 21

You will probably have mommy issues when you're older. It's ok, you can work through them.

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graceinsheepwear 33

I'm thinking there is a bit of a mommy issue now, wouldn't you say? Hang in there OP.

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tehdarkness 21

Google the term please

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NoMore_CoolNames 14

This is sad. Really sad, I won't even correct you.

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