By whovian - 25/12/2014 15:17 - United States - Gorham

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Today, my mom got me a Christmas present. Since I'm a whovian, she thought it would be cool to get me what she thought was a sonic screwdriver. It was actually a dildo shaped as one. I opened the gift in front of my entire family. FML
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tipsy2013 24

I think OP's mom was telling her to go screw herself.

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fortune789 17

Looks like both the TARDIS and the screwdriver are bigger on the inside...

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sushies1 10

You deserved to get "screwed" in front of your family for claiming to be whovian...

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laden_swallow09 34

…Huh? What else could it be? "Wholigan" was already taken by The Who.

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Lexipants 21

Kalbrek, Whoaholic is not a thing. Whoaholic will never be a thing.

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thejonac 21

at least it was just your family and not all your friends and everyone else you know

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Exodiafinder687 58

Whether she got you the screwdriver or the ***** something's still getting screwed.

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blindkid1790 12

You can always use it as a rubber hammer!

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kalbrek009 20

I'm a big dr who fan as well, but when I first read this I was thinking of dr Seuss' "whoville" whovian...lol

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