By whovian - 25/12/2014 15:17 - United States - Gorham

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Today, my mom got me a Christmas present. Since I'm a whovian, she thought it would be cool to get me what she thought was a sonic screwdriver. It was actually a dildo shaped as one. I opened the gift in front of my entire family. FML
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tipsy2013 24

I think OP's mom was telling her to go screw herself.

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Enslaved 36

Did she mix up the hardware store with the sex shop?

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Tezoma 28

I'd like to see a hardware store that sells sonic screwdrivers.

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buddysboy9 11

"Enjoy your gift. I hope it comes in handy"- your mom

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gallifreyanqueen 10

OMW just.. wow sorry OP. Hopefully you got more appropriate Whovian gifts too.

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MELKOZAR 27

To everyone who doesn't know what a Whovian is. Whovian-SOMEONE ADDICTED TO DOCTOR WHO!!!

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kalbrek009 20

Not sure who stole Dr Suess's term of whovian (from whoville) but the correct term would be whoian or whoaholic.

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RobinGoodfellow 47

In which #52 et al. try to correct a fandom on what they call themselves.... "Correct term"? For a fandom? Nahh. The term appears to have been coined in 1980, I don't reeeaaaally think the fans need advice on a new one. As for Dr. Seuss, the residents of Whoville are called Whos. "All the Whos down in Whoville." I know my stuff. :)

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lux0rd 18

How do you accidentally buy a *****? I can't imagine there are many normal (not sex shop) stores that sell them.

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ImTheAlpha 30

Spencer's is one store I can think of. One second you're browsing t-shirts and jewelry and the next *BOOM* *****.

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pigsfly24 6

#22 is right. You can't buy a ***** on accident. I wonder what else she bought by "mistake".

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Armygirl93 10

I doesn't say whether OP is male or.female xD

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PerditaDessa 38

The mother could have bought it online, and simply failed to read the full product description.

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wyverntail 15

Maybe she got it on purpose and was trying to hint OP to get a date? Just a guess...

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Zwerik 31

Well... at least it's a sonic screwdriver? :P

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iAmPaul 49

This FML would be even funnier if OP were male.

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Armygirl93 10

it doesnt say whether OP is male or female xD

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