Intimacy: Today, my mom got me a Christmas present. Since I'm a whovian,...

By whovian - 25/12/2014 15:17 - United States - Gorham

Today, my mom got me a Christmas present. Since I'm a whovian, she thought it would be cool to get me what she thought was a sonic screwdriver. It was actually a dildo shaped as one. I opened the gift in front of my entire family. FML

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By djl - 20/12/2012 05:30 - Canada - Beaumont

Today, my boyfriend told me his Christmas gift to me was custom made. I told my parents in excitement, thinking it could possibly be a ring. Half an hour later he told me what it was; a molded dildo of his penis. It's going to be an awkward conversation with my parents when they ask what I got. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2010 23:43 - United States

Today, I learned that my mom's laptop was originally my Christmas gift. She opened it and decided she liked it so much she should have it. I got hot rollers. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/12/2014 17:55 - United States

Today, my mom found my dildo, and got so angry that she beat me with it. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2016 01:40 - United States - Walnut

Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2014 21:03 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my girlfriend took our prank war way too far and had a package sent to me at home. Confused, I opened it. It contained a dildo and a bottle of lube. I didn't know my dad was watching over my shoulder until I heard him choke on his coffee and felt it splash over my neck. FML

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By Can't Unsee - 25/08/2018 22:00

Today, my mother found my sex toys. To make me "feel better" she showed me hers. FML

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By Amazon Ruined My Life - 28/12/2018 14:00

Today, my mother opened her birthday gift in front of my entire family. Two days ago, I ordered an essential oil diffuser and flesh light from Amazon. Guess which one she got? FML

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By BrokenVow - 30/07/2009 12:02 - Canada

Today, my mom came into my room to have a heart-to-heart talk. My dildo was sitting on the nightstand. I didn't notice until she told me to make sure the dog didn't get it. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2009 01:23 - United States

Today, as my dad was handing me my Christmas gift, he pats me on the shoulder and says, "These were mine, hope you enjoy them as much as I did." Thinking it was something special of his he wanted to hand down to me, I quickly unwrapped the box only to find old 70's porn. Merry Christmas? FML

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By Bad dad - 14/08/2022 22:00

Today, at my mom's house, my daughter came running up to me with some sort of love heart hair band, demanding to wear it straight away. After a solid 30 seconds trying to figure out how the band fit around a child's head it started vibrating. It was my mom's sex toy from her bedside drawer. FML

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tipsy2013 24

Friday 26 December 2014 3:44

I think OP's mom was telling her to go screw herself.

teentee401 36

Friday 26 December 2014 0:27

Whovian. A fan of the show Doctor Who.

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mynameislos 3

Saturday 27 December 2014 4:29

I had to look up what the eff a whovian is.. and now I want to punch anyone who calls themselves that in the face

BrotherPhil 35

Saturday 27 December 2014 5:16

Well, that's one way to overreact, I suppose.

McNarsty97 15

Saturday 27 December 2014 5:50

When life gives you lemons...

Lexipants 21

Saturday 27 December 2014 6:40

I think #82 doesn't get the reference.

DariaPines 8

Saturday 27 December 2014 15:09

A whovian is someone who likes or is in the fandom of a british show called ''Doctor Who''.

i_needa_username 17

Saturday 27 December 2014 18:29

I love doctor who! You may have ruined it for me now that I know they make sonic ******(0_0)

AliGInTheHouse 24

Sunday 28 December 2014 0:03

Man, I'm a brony. What am I going to be getting next Christmas?

SeksyNightmare 16

Sunday 28 December 2014 17:48

I want one!!!!! I'm a massive Whovian too!

rjrosenberger 2

Sunday 28 December 2014 18:29

You really got screwed over on that one.

SkullSphinx 10

Sunday 28 December 2014 19:05

A sonic screwdriver really CAN do everything...

SecretelySatan 12

Monday 29 December 2014 12:41

Well atleast the doctor will be able to screw you over in more ways than one.

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