Intimacy: Today, my mom got me a Christmas present. Since I'm a whovian,...

By whovian - 25/12/2014 15:17 - United States - Gorham

Today, my mom got me a Christmas present. Since I'm a whovian, she thought it would be cool to get me what she thought was a sonic screwdriver. It was actually a dildo shaped as one. I opened the gift in front of my entire family. FML

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By djl - 20/12/2012 05:30 - Canada - Beaumont

Today, my boyfriend told me his Christmas gift to me was custom made. I told my parents in excitement, thinking it could possibly be a ring. Half an hour later he told me what it was; a molded dildo of his penis. It's going to be an awkward conversation with my parents when they ask what I got. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2010 23:43 - United States

Today, I learned that my mom's laptop was originally my Christmas gift. She opened it and decided she liked it so much she should have it. I got hot rollers. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/12/2014 17:55 - United States

Today, my mom found my dildo, and got so angry that she beat me with it. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2016 01:40 - United States - Walnut

Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2014 21:03 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my girlfriend took our prank war way too far and had a package sent to me at home. Confused, I opened it. It contained a dildo and a bottle of lube. I didn't know my dad was watching over my shoulder until I heard him choke on his coffee and felt it splash over my neck. FML

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By Can't Unsee - 25/08/2018 22:00

Today, my mother found my sex toys. To make me "feel better" she showed me hers. FML

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By Amazon Ruined My Life - 28/12/2018 14:00

Today, my mother opened her birthday gift in front of my entire family. Two days ago, I ordered an essential oil diffuser and flesh light from Amazon. Guess which one she got? FML

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By BrokenVow - 30/07/2009 12:02 - Canada

Today, my mom came into my room to have a heart-to-heart talk. My dildo was sitting on the nightstand. I didn't notice until she told me to make sure the dog didn't get it. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2009 01:23 - United States

Today, as my dad was handing me my Christmas gift, he pats me on the shoulder and says, "These were mine, hope you enjoy them as much as I did." Thinking it was something special of his he wanted to hand down to me, I quickly unwrapped the box only to find old 70's porn. Merry Christmas? FML

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By Bad dad - 14/08/2022 22:00

Today, at my mom's house, my daughter came running up to me with some sort of love heart hair band, demanding to wear it straight away. After a solid 30 seconds trying to figure out how the band fit around a child's head it started vibrating. It was my mom's sex toy from her bedside drawer. FML

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tipsy2013 24

Friday 26 December 2014 3:44

I think OP's mom was telling her to go screw herself.

teentee401 36

Friday 26 December 2014 0:27

Whovian. A fan of the show Doctor Who.

Comments

wvcheesehead 13

Friday 26 December 2014 3:56

That is a gift you should give back to your mother and tell her to shove it up her ass.

kalbrek009 20

Friday 26 December 2014 3:56

Also, you "whovians" as you like to call yourselves might want to rethink using that term Dr Suess has a copywrite on that, I'd bet..maybe just call yourselves what you are "whoaholics"..lmao

laden_swallow09 34

Friday 26 December 2014 4:17

No, those little people who live on a daffodil are just Whos, not Whovians. Do you even reading comprehension?

mrs_bruno_mars 14

Friday 26 December 2014 7:28

Learn how to read.

LovelessAlex 18

Friday 26 December 2014 4:02

Have fun with your sonic SCREWdriver.

mistress_paz 30

Friday 26 December 2014 4:31

I don't understand the FML. It's an awesome, fun and funny gift!

wyverntail 15

Friday 26 December 2014 5:09

What part of opening a sex you in front of your entire family don't you get? Also, OP could probably be a straight male for all we know, making it an even worse gift.

BrotherPhil 35

Friday 26 December 2014 5:29

That need not make it useless. OP could always use it with their partner (s).

The_weird_one_2 13

Friday 26 December 2014 4:32

I'm sorry this is perfect

aperron96 18

Friday 26 December 2014 4:35

YDI for referring to yourself as a "whovian"

Kikiers21042 18

Friday 26 December 2014 5:06

That's what our people in the dr who fandom calls themselves. A whovian

weveallbeenthere 30

Friday 26 December 2014 5:17

I agree with #61.

HeWillBeLoved105 22

Friday 26 December 2014 4:36

A sonic screwdriver shaped *****? That's great. You shouldn't be the embarrassed one OP, your mom should be.

minagiv 11

Friday 26 December 2014 4:42

Aawww, she tried, at least!

TheBlakout 5

Friday 26 December 2014 4:45

My mom just stuck to a poster of the Eleventh and an adipose stress toy. Good effort on your moms part, I guess? It could have been worse, though, keep that in mind! At least it wasn't a Sherlock T-shirt!