By whovian - 25/12/2014 15:17 - United States - Gorham

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Today, my mom got me a Christmas present. Since I'm a whovian, she thought it would be cool to get me what she thought was a sonic screwdriver. It was actually a dildo shaped as one. I opened the gift in front of my entire family. FML
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tipsy2013 24

I think OP's mom was telling her to go screw herself.

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Lily_Rain77 25

I would love that gift, not opening it in front of everyone though.....

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vikky538 28

there is a reason they call those multi purpose tools..

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MissBehavin77 18

How do you get a ***** like that at just an ordinary store?

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Vaginabutter 15

I guess you can use it to "screw" yourself. Sorry, couldn't resist.

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Kikiers21042 18

Omg that sucks but another WHOVIAN on here merry Xmas!! Fantastic!!

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BrotherPhil 35

I'm sure there are plenty of us. Just watch out for the slightly skewed sense of humour.

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jxf9069 2

its okay. cant be as embarassing as still referring to yourself as a whovian

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