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By MrCanoe - 01/03/2009 21:58 - Canada

Today, my mom had my girlfriend and me over. Out of the blue, she pulled out my grandmother's wedding ring and gave it to me saying I can now propose. My girlfriend started screaming and said yes. I have been seeing someone else for 3 months and was going to break up with my girlfriend tomorrow. FML

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By hungryman - 14/07/2009 21:10 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML

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By Matt - 03/06/2012 14:21 - Australia - Tyabb

Today, I went to my girlfriend's house to break up with her. It was a hard decision and both of us became quite emotionally overwhelmed at the time. We began to hug as a final goodbye, then her mum burst in the room and yelled, "HE FINALLY PROPOSED!" FML

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By jake - 12/08/2012 15:49 - United States - Bend

Today, I invited my girlfriend over to a family lunch, planning to propose to her at just the right moment. My family was in on it, including my apparently disapproving mom, who kept causing a scene to grab my girlfriend's attention every time I went to pull out the ring. FML

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By violet - 29/11/2009 22:52 - United States

Today, I was lying in bed minding my own business when my mom entered the room. I was proposed to a few weeks ago by my boyfriend, and my mom came in to tell me that my boyfriend's mom was on the phone. Turns out, he stole the engagement ring from her drawer. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2023 03:00

Today, my girlfriend of two years finally agreed to marry me. As I went on with the proposal, her Grandma tried rejecting me by saying, "These guys have gangster friends." FML

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By timor - 18/12/2010 16:13 - United States

Today, another man proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes. FML

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Happy now?

By minime94 - 15/11/2012 06:35 - United States - Sunset

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2010 21:50 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted get to know my mom, so they went off and had a chat. After an hour, I noticed my girlfriend was gone and my mom was waiting for me. Apparently I've been dumped through my mother. FML

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Please don't do this

By Anonymous - 17/03/2010 15:38 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend of five and a half years to family dinner at a restaurant. After we all had finished dessert, I got down on one knee, pulled out my great grandmother's ring and proposed. The entire restaurant was dead silent. She looked around and then slowly walked out. FML

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By Brad - 08/03/2009 05:33 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML

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bcrklein 0

Monday 2 March 2009 2:00

that's karma for being a jerk

luckyyyme 0

Monday 2 March 2009 1:57

...well that is awkward.

Comments

Cartard 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 0:05

Wow...Honestly you the most screwed person i have read about. I would suggest to run...and run...and run.

LaVey 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 0:05

You shouldn't be such an asshole then should you.

tifferneelee 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 4:54

dizzam son, you should have at least told your mom. your mom screwed you over big time

nemonic187 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 5:30

totally....u got hosed bad, billy! its like a nightmare episode of punk'd i feel bad, but i cant stop laughing. seriously.... Hosed!

And1Li 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 5:40

gg no re

Blank_fml 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 5:48

that's ure own damn fault u hsould have broken up with her a long time ago but obviously u didn't want to marry her and ure mom was the one who pulled out hte ring os let ure mom marry the girl

were_giraffe 2

Wednesday 4 March 2009 8:08

I feel bad for her. First you started seeing someone behind her back. Then you waited 3 months to tell her? She's better off without you. and karma? Karma would be if the new girlfriend either pulls the same thing, or finds out and says "I don't want to marry a boy who has no integrity."

zKsPOWERHOUSE 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 10:22

My guess is that his mom knew he was cheating on her, and decided to teach him a lesson. Totally owned, you completely deserved that. Not FYL, **** your gf's life tbh, I feel sorry for her. You on the other hand, are a douche.

plstkstr 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 15:01

poor girl.

SilverBallet 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 22:16

Darn it, #105, I was going to make that point. I'm a new mother myself, and I know if I caught my son cheating on his girlfriend, I'd totally pull that trick. Props to your mom, sympathies to the girl, and may many thorn bushes be thrown at you. Congrats, douche.