Animals: Today, my mom informed me that she wouldn't be joining the rest...

By KitKat270 - 28/05/2009 01:40 - Canada

Today, my mom informed me that she wouldn't be joining the rest of the girls in the limo ride to the church for my wedding ceremony because she wants to have her car with her. Why? Because she is planning to leave my wedding reception half way through to go home and take her dog out to pee. FML

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By Noname - 17/03/2009 02:41 - United States

Today, I got a phone call saying I was no longer a bridesmaid for a wedding in June. It's my mom's 4th wedding. I'm getting replaced by our dog. FML

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Priorities

By Anonymous - 20/03/2016 15:58 - Germany - Berlin

Today, my father-in-law left my wedding reception because he had to feed the dog. This would have been alright, if he hadn't been absent for nearly two hours. Apparently, just feeding the dog and leaving would have hurt the animal's feelings so he stayed to play with him for a while. FML

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By Becca - 29/08/2019 04:00 - United States - Portland

Today, my mother-in-law "borrowed" my dog without asking, to show him off to her friends. My dog is my service animal, and I'm not comfortable leaving the house without him. I have to be at work in an hour, and she's not picking up her phone. FML

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Good boy

By Anonymous - 26/10/2014 00:51 - United States - Bloomington

Today, my mother locked me out of the house. Why? The dog and her needed some time to talk. FML

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The doggo of our discontent

By doggone shame - 25/01/2023 08:00

Today, my wife is refusing to go on our honeymoon because the resort we chose won’t allow pets. She’s now angry with me for not checking before we booked the place, and is threatening divorce if I go without her. I told her we could just get a dog sitter, but she refuses. Oh well. FML

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Insane

By moving out first chance I get! - 03/03/2023 18:00

Today, my insane mother struck again. She refused to drive me to my doctor’s appointment for my asthma because the office won’t let her bring her precious doggo inside and it’s too cold to sit in the car with it. No, she won’t leave it at home like a normal person, and no it’s not a service dog. FML

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Manage this

By fuck this company - 14/06/2021 07:01 - United States

Today, the same manager who wrote me up for missing work when my mom had had a stroke, thought it was perfectly acceptable to announce she was leaving work 6 hours early to take her dogs to the groomers. Apparently, that appointment was more urgent than me riding in an ambulance with my mother. FML

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By littlepsychgirl - 29/09/2011 20:14 - United States

Today, my parents asked me if I would dog-sit for them while they go to my ex's wedding. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2010 00:31 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I didn't attend her dog's funeral, and was therefore an insensitive bastard. I couldn't attend because my mum has cancer and I was driving her to a hospital appointment. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2016 08:53 - Denmark

Today, I called my mom to make sure she could attend on the wedding day my fiancé and I had discussed. She started off with criticizing the venue we considered, then went on to criticize my fiancé, and then stated she would under no circumstances help out, but demanded to pick my wedding dress. FML

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eastmanwolf 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 9:57

#2 I'd think that her daughter's wedding is more important than this. If the dog is so important, she should have made plans for someone else to watch the dog that day so she could be there the whole time to support her daughter.

on_a_boat 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 10:09

I agree with #13. What's the big deal? Jesus she's not SKIPPING the whole freaking wedding here, there is nothing wrong with going home real quick to let the dog out so he/she doesn't pee all over the house. OP you might need to be less of a Bridezilla.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Monday 28 November 2011 11:56

Geez, such heartless assholes here..

crazyrunnergirl 7

Tuesday 13 December 2011 23:36

At least she came?

Flesheatinmonkey 3

Saturday 14 January 2012 20:48

Uninvite her

Sevenfoldist6661 2

Friday 8 June 2012 21:25

She should have just left her dog at your house. That way, if she can't make it back, because her spoiled daughter doesn't understand animals can't take themselves out to go to the bathroom, the dog can just piss and crap all over your house!

Sarraahh_fml 6

Monday 8 October 2012 8:49

Frick get over yourself. She's only going to be gone 30 minutes tops? What is she supposed to give up something that she loves? Anyone who owns a dog knows what I'm saying. Her dog is always there for her no matter what. And since you're getting married and kids are probably in the future you won't always be there. For the major things, yeah sure, but little things matter too. I love my dog and would HAPPILY leave MY OWN wedding to let him out to pee.

fantasyworld 37

Tuesday 6 May 2014 13:25

She still needs to let the dog out.

mattbaker 17

Wednesday 4 June 2014 17:46

lock the dog in the bathroom

GnaR_KiLL5150 12

Thursday 24 July 2014 7:13

It's either that or the dog ruins her carpet. Statistically you will get married again and maybe the dog won't be around next time.

SmallTownUSA 11

Wednesday 9 December 2015 7:17

I'm sure you'll have to pee at some point during your festivities as well and like you animals have to use the bathroom too.. At least she's not missing any of the wedding.

bonermonkey 31

Thursday 31 December 2015 16:50

How spoiled are all the people acting like this really is a horrific thing to do? Dog needs to be, she's only gonna let him out and come back right? Bloody hell.