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Speaking as a member of the "txt tlk" generation*, what the blazes did your mother say?! *I'm a member of that generation, doesn't mean I participated in any of that bollocks.

I actually could kind of understand the mom saying "i'm at *somewhere*. be back soon. gotta get milk, what do you want?" This is something like a guessing game! But seriously, it sucks that your parents text like that o.O My mom learned on her own, my dad on the other hand..... he just sends mysterious messages. At least none of them are like OP's.

Here's a helpful guide to mom's common messages: r u wrn wr/kln? = "are you wearing clean underwear?" u shd wr a swtr 2nte = "you should wear a sweater tonight" Y? dnt u fnd a nce :^$ gal n setL dwn? = "why don't you find a nice Jewish girl and settle down?" u l%k thin. RU e@tiN proply? = "you look thin. are you eating properly?" i jst spoke 2 ms Johnson. u knw, hr hubby isa 2thDr. Her boy, Henry, u remMbR him, u 2 uzd 2 play drs n nurses ot n d bac shed 4 hrs, Nyway Henry S doiN accountancy. She wz sAyn dat Henry's cuz, Mildred, uzd 2 liv 3 streets awy frm d skool we almst sent u 2.... = "i just spoke to Mrs Johnson. You know, her husband is a dentist. Her boy, Henry, you remember him, you two used to play doctors and nurses out in the back shed for hours, anyway Henry is doing accountancy. She was saying that Henry's cousin, Mildred, used to live three streets away from the school we almost sent you to...."