By PheobeBuffay - 11/12/2015 18:14 - Norway - N?tter?y

Today, my mom made me go to church choir rehearsal with her so I could sing "the gay" out of me. FML
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bigred200 8

Sing in a really high pitched voice and then slowly make the tone go deeper and then say you're straight

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bethrh 49

as a scientist I can 100% verify this method

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0mysteriousman0 22

Hope you met a cute boy/girl (whichever is the same sex preference of your choice) :)

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suri23 11

Hmmm, can't say I've ever heard of that particular bogus method to pray the gay away.

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devinaww 15

So you say it's not ok to be gay, but I think you're just evil :)

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toastbrot 9

people don't seem to know lily allen... poor 18

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John_in_Oz 11

Lyrics of the Lily Allen song "**** You". Should not be downvoted. Great song to sing in the Church choir.

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unsealingkale 18

Lily Allen! **** you **** YOU **** you very very muuuuuuuuch...

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GhostFox 33

Your mom is kind of a religious nutjob of a bitch- and by "kind of" I mean she is one hell of a religious nutjob.

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writerchic85 25

Start singing show tunes in the middle of it

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HWICUNow 10

sing something from Wizard of Oz ... or Sun Will Come Out Tomorrow from Annie ... or anything from Bali Hai ... maybe Wash That Man Right Outta My Hair

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Queen_of_Night 20

Actually, they should get a bunch of the choir members to sing "If you were Gay." from Avenue Q to OP. Or if they are a lesbian, "My Girlfriend Lives in Canada." works too.

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interesting33 36

Or 'It's not just for gays anymore' sung by Neil Patrick Harris

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mrsmikelowrey 15

"Two Ladies" from Cabaret! Love that show... ☺️

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klorehore 24

Fellow norwegian, I will join you and together we can do the YMCA. It will be glorious. Seriously though you are awesome and strong (like a viking) I am rooting for you.

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Catdragon 40

take her to a gay bar so she can drink the bigot out of her.

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