By PheobeBuffay - 11/12/2015 18:14 - Norway - N?tter?y

Today, my mom made me go to church choir rehearsal with her so I could sing "the gay" out of me. FML
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bigred200 8

Sing in a really high pitched voice and then slowly make the tone go deeper and then say you're straight

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bethrh 49

as a scientist I can 100% verify this method

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GeorgiaBea 28

That's not how this works... That's not how any of this works. Hopefully she will come around OP.

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Queen_of_Night 20

Your mom has clearly not seen enough musical theater.

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HadrianBrook 11

Wow, that's harsh. It's a pity that such stereotypes still exist in our society - or rather are resuscitated by the ignorance of people like her. Just ignore her, OP - if she keeps her mindset so stagnant and refuses to acknowledge the changing times, she's bound to recieve her just desserts sooner or later.

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shellzy 20

I'd venture it would be something having to do with OP being attracted to the same sex.

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countryb_cth 38

I think it may be when she walked in on him/her having sex with a girl/boy... But it's probably the Adel album she found.

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more4me 27

Adele album? oh no! I didn't know I was gay, too!

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lightningclicks 24

this fml must be a lie! Phoebe's real mom would never have wanted her to sing our her gay!

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LT_Silva101 18

I thought all Scandinavians were atheist?

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tarlax 11

Wow. I genuinely can't tell if that's sarcasm or if you're genuinely that dumb.

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kazekai8 11

That is really moronic and ignorant lol =_=

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heavenlyassbutt 11

Oh YES!! the "pray"away the gay method works every time. No worry Jesus loves you.smfh

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