By cane - 05/03/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, my mom needed coffee so I drove to Starbucks to get her some. She let me drive the Porsche, which has never happened. Upon coming home I picked the coffee up out of the cupholder so it wouldnt spill. My phone vibrated in my pocket, I spilled the coffee and crashed the car into the garage. FML
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potentpotable 0

YDI..it doesn't matter what car it is, if you flip out so much over a phone vibrate then you shouldn't be behind any motorized vehicle at all.

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eshy 0

This is why you don't drink and drive.

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interventions 1

how you managed to crash the car over a tiny phone vibration is what i want to know..

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hihi56 0

wow, you're a dumbass. so is comment #6

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gooffy2007 0

damn you messed up big time.. hahaha

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that_one_guy 0

So true, #32, so true. And you definitely deserve it, OP. Can't even drive a sports car. You're pathetic.

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Froghop 0

Hey number 26, you do know that the number one cause of crashes is speeding right. And the insurance company doesn't hear about your speeding tickets unless your license gets revoked. If you want to make up a reason for why men are worse drivers at least pick a reason that isn't blatantly obviously fake. It might result in you fooling someone into believing you

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leeton 0

@34 your ethier a girl or a retarded guy.

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freaky_fml 0

I say mom's fault... She's sitting at home! And she can't brew a cup by herself?.. So mom, you deserved that one.

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imhawaiian 0

I hope it wasn't even a boxster, it better of been a damn 944.

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Froghop 0

You have a chil nicholas? I didn't know chil's could drive. I thought they just made you cold.

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