Transportation: Today, my mom needed coffee so I drove to Starbucks to get her...

By cane - 05/03/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, my mom needed coffee so I drove to Starbucks to get her some. She let me drive the Porsche, which has never happened. Upon coming home I picked the coffee up out of the cupholder so it wouldnt spill. My phone vibrated in my pocket, I spilled the coffee and crashed the car into the garage. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2012 12:37 - United States - Costa Mesa

Today, while my mother was driving me to school, her coffee started to spill. So like a normal parent, she held it over my lap. FML

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Time to scramble

By BellaBabii32 - 27/04/2021 02:01

Today, I went to get coffee. While I was at the drive-thru window, I went to pay with my card but dropped it right out the window. It went under my car. FML

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By coffeeburns - 19/07/2009 07:25 - United States

Today, I was at a Starbucks drive-thru and was grabbing a hot coffee when I got rear ended and my car hit the vehicle in front of me which deployed my airbag. Hot coffee can really burn when it hits your face at a high rate of speed. FML

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By hot coffee - 12/07/2012 15:17 - United Kingdom - Farnham

Today, I discovered I'd left my coffee on top of my car when it fell through the sun roof whilst I was driving, showering me. FML

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Two in one

By cactii - 16/02/2015 20:43 - United States

Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML

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By HiRveryone - 05/03/2018 19:08 - United States - Centre

Today, I had to be the designated driver for my mom and aunt. While driving them home, my aunt threw up on the car floor and my mom peed her pants, leaving a puddle in the seat. It was my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2010 17:46 - United States

Today, I was drinking coffee out of my favorite mug, when it slipped out of my hand. I caught it, but not before most of the hot coffee spilled all over my lap. In reaction, I dropped the mug again, shattering it. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2013 22:00 - United States

Today, I got to drive my mom's car. I'd recently watched the new Fast and Furious movie, I thought it'd be fun to drift around a few corners. I ended up smashing straight into someone's front yard. FML

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Haste

By JulieFromMars - 15/08/2024 09:00 - Ireland - Galway

Today, I was running late for work and I was carrying my stuff to my car, handbag over my shoulder, laptop in one hand, and my coffee in the other. As I tried to unlock my car, I spilt the coffee all over myself, the car, and my laptop. Now, I’m sticky, wet, and my laptop won't turn on. FML

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By Coffee - 06/08/2018 16:30

Today, I went to Starbucks to get my free birthday coffee and due to a mistake I received two. Thinking it was my lucky day, I hurried off to work. As I was walking in, I tripped and spilt one coffee all over my new dress. Then I walked into a door and spilt the other. FML

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potentpotable 0

Friday 6 March 2009 2:22

YDI..it doesn't matter what car it is, if you flip out so much over a phone vibrate then you shouldn't be behind any motorized vehicle at all.

eshy 0

Friday 6 March 2009 2:08

This is why you don't drink and drive.

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imhawaiian 0

Friday 6 March 2009 3:30

Good Job, and they let you pass the driving test how?

DEATHx2 0

Friday 6 March 2009 3:50

agreed with #6 and #20

apull_juz 0

Friday 6 March 2009 3:56

hahah definitly agree with #20. that comment made me laugh out loud

arcangel81 0

Friday 6 March 2009 3:58

you should do the honorable thing and commit ritual suicide... its the only way out for you.

shiaii 0

Friday 6 March 2009 4:07

ok ok #16, i am a girl and i will be the first to admit girl drivers SUCK. I even hate driving myself. Insurance is more expensive for guys because they tend to receive more traffic tickets. wrecks themselves do not increase your insurance nearly as much as a moving violation. Guys drive more reckless; however, girls cause more wrecks. endofstory.

zachattack 0

Friday 6 March 2009 4:14

Wow, spaz much? learn how to drive.

xiingli 0

Friday 6 March 2009 4:30

I hope it was only a boxster and not a 911. And that's not an excuse.

emb0902 0

Friday 6 March 2009 4:36

your mom has a porsche. i feel so bad for you... i hope you sense the sarcasm

mintypoison 22

Saturday 5 November 2011 7:50

Ahmen to that...

ohdamn_fml 2

Friday 6 March 2009 4:42

These comments are hysterical and I agree with majority of them Maybe your mom should post a FML about how she was dumb enough to let you drive her expensive car