By maddiebauer - 26/07/2012 14:48 - United States - Plainfield

Today, my mom once again commented on how I need to work out. It has come to the point that I now walk around in exercise clothes and have a bottle of water/fake sweat to put on, just so she thinks I work out. This is how lazy I am. FML
I agree, your life sucks 7 404
You deserved it 45 552

Same thing different taste

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CoolRainbowdash 15

Why are you so dead set against exercising??

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Dodge4x4Ram 46

you want the beach body but don't want to work for it,, you need a reality check

Me and you are the same. I love my xbox. Can't leave it alone for too long.

Do you have a thing called curves in America? It's a special workout thing for women,with machines and weights and all that in a circle. You have 30mins to go around the circle, 30secs on each machine,then a voice calls out "switch" every now and again you check your pulse to see the effect your workout has on you. I am disabled and can not work in normal gyms. This place was perfect for me and I lost half a stone in weight, if I, with a dead leg, twisted spine and bad hips can do it, anyone can!

We have the same thing in Australia called Fit'n'Fast.. I go there regularly and it does basically the same thing. It's pretty good. ^_^

TheHolyLama 0

you ain't fooling anyone hun. especially not yourself, so get off your ass and go for a walk :)

Liquid glycerine dabbed on your self with a stipple sponge will look more like sweat. But sweat will look the most like sweat, so, go for a walk?

conor12 5

Just thimk the progess you could make if everytime you faked working out you actualy worked out

It would be easier just to work out

beckahboo004 0

Haha why put the much effort in to faking it and why not just exercise like your trying to convince her that u are

kandi_kid69 15

Op, Instead of faking it, actually get off your ass and work out. It's not that hard especially if you have something to distract you. Get a friend to exercise with you or invest in a portable music player. You won't have your mom nagging about working out and you'll feel better.

I can see why your Mom wants you to workout. This is your own fault.