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It doesn't matter if you're alive or not. If you don't want to pass you're gonna have to maintain a D or below in your classes.
Or are you?
Calm down, GLADOS.
Probably a good idea to make sure someone didn't mistakenly report your death to the government, then. Just so you don't wind up having to try to prove you are alive to them, because there have been instances where showing up alive to a government office isn't ample enough evidence.
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Hahah the exclamation point at the end is just so funny to me, makes me picture you like breaking out into the song "Staying Alive" or something
I really hope your mom knows that...