By Bl6122 - 02/02/2017 21:00 - United States - Lafayette

Today, my mom received a condolence card from my high school's alumni association for my recent passing. I'm still alive! FML
I agree, your life sucks 9 164
You deserved it 711

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Hahah the exclamation point at the end is just so funny to me, makes me picture you like breaking out into the song "Staying Alive" or something

Comments

zeusdom 15

Okay but like... maybe you should roll with it cuz that means you don't have to repay those student loans right?

zeusdom 15

Wow I misread that I thought college not high school lmao. Incoming downvotes!!!

It doesn't matter if you're alive or not. If you don't want to pass you're gonna have to maintain a D or below in your classes.

Gensler 13

I'm not dead I feel happy I feel happy! (Spamalot reference)

Probably a good idea to make sure someone didn't mistakenly report your death to the government, then. Just so you don't wind up having to try to prove you are alive to them, because there have been instances where showing up alive to a government office isn't ample enough evidence.

JuliaaNoelle 26

So, is this an fml because they think you're dead, or is it an fml because you're still alive?