Health: Today, my mom sat on a pencil and started bleeding. She then...

By Anonymous - 30/11/2009 02:39 - United States

Today, my mom sat on a pencil and started bleeding. She then made me clean the wound on her butt and put ointment on it. FML

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Today, I had to be go to the ER after I fell on a rake. After having stiches put in, my Mom wanted me to go to the store with her. My friend saw me at the store and thought it would be funny to rip off the band aid because she thought I was hiding a zit. She ripped out my stitches. FML

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By feartheend511 - 19/08/2010 15:48 - United States

Today, while my friends were over, my mom took too many of her pills and walked around the house nude. She then bit me. FML

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NorfolkDude 2

Monday 30 November 2009 10:04

You're a woman and her child, so perhaps she trusted you. What if someday your mom is 87 years old, and requires you to clean her, feed her, and change her diapers all the while she's unable to even talk? Are you going to post on FML about how your life sucks? Or are you going to behave like a responsible, moral person who takes care of her family rather than find it disgusting and something for all to hear?

xApril 0

Monday 30 November 2009 10:04

She sat on a pencil and it magically made her ass bleed? I have an image of a pencil standing straight up and usually just doesn't happen like that, pal.

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Pointy130 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 5:02

EXPLANATION: the pencil was on the side of a foam, office style chair, pointing towards the center. She sat, foam compressed, pencil anled towards her ass. Mystery solved.

Heart_FML 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 10:17

what is so FML about you helping your mother when she got hurt its not likes he didnt clean the shit off your ass when you were a kid shmuck

xxcashmoney100 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 3:51

Incest lil ******

hassenpfeffermmm 0

Thursday 29 April 2010 21:51

Your mom used to wipe shit off your ass. Ungrateful is the nicest thing to possibly say about it.

SACKERLAND 6

Monday 28 June 2010 10:23

MILF :D

simsimma88 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 0:04

who gives a shit? it's your damn mom. she used to clean your shit when you were a baby. suck it up bitch

eaze_ya_miind 1

Wednesday 2 November 2011 19:49

NOT a fml!!!!! that's your mother. she would do it for you, and I'm sure she tooks care of every booboo you ever got, so it shouldn't be an issue to return the love! I would do ANYTHING for my mother! no matter how awkward or "yucky"

jcqtpie 0

Monday 16 January 2012 13:23

That just made me sicker than I was 5 seconds ago... Fml too

fml_mu 10

Friday 9 March 2012 11:24

So what? She is your mother... I guess if you would have been wonded in that place she would not be wining like you. What would have worried her is your pain and would not hesitate to do everything to heal your wound. That's what you call a mother and yes it's no FML, it's your duty.