By Jillian Drute - 16/08/2011 04:54 - United States

Today, my mom showed up completely hammered to a party I was throwing. The party was to celebrate the ten years that I've been sober. FML
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Majstr 23

Congratulations on your sobriety.

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AcidLacedBong 5

Very selfish of her.... But congrats on 10 years that's awesome!

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SteveTheJanitor 6

That sucks but congrats on being sober for so long!

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imustbeinsane 2

Do as I say not as I doaaarrrrrghh *pukes

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AubreasLuv 1

Wow... That's her kind of being a bitch... But congrats! :)

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bizarre_ftw 21

I like: Your comment And your pic ^_^

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catnip1997 0

who throws a party to not drink. are you dumb?

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sparklecherry 4

No, but you are.

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bewareimannoyed 13

reading these kind of FMLs makes me happy about my own mum :) sorry about yours, but you obviously don't need her help, if you've been sober for so long anyway

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LovesickLeopard 0

Can anyone say "irony"? Congrats on the decade of sobriety though.

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bizarre_ftw 21

You were raised by an intelligent woman. Get up in front of everyone and point at your mum then say "you see! You see the environment I grew up in?! No wonder I used to be an alcoholic!!!!! Who agrees that I should get 10 gold medals for overcoming this?!!!" film it, and show it to your mother at her intervention that you throw in the next couple days

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thisgirl2u 9

Be thankful, there is no better reminder of what could happen to you if you slipped up than seeing your own flesh and blood drunk. Grats to 10 years that is a lot of 24 hours in a row. :)

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bizarre_ftw 21

I seriously love your description of yourself ^_^ cheers to you

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Mirorbo 26

Congrats on being sober for so long. Now if only your dear mother would follow your example.

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