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By Jillian Drute - 16/08/2011 04:54 - United States

Today, my mom showed up completely hammered to a party I was throwing. The party was to celebrate the ten years that I've been sober. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2014 04:12 - United States - Woodland

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By areyoukiddingme - 07/09/2013 04:50 - United States

Today, I got yelled at by my mom for not being surprised enough at my surprise birthday party. She'd told me about it while drunk the night before. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2010 05:08 - United Kingdom

Today, I caught my mom trying to get secretly smashed out of her brain-box on booze at 8:00 a.m. FML

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By anonymous - 07/02/2012 09:27 - United States

Today, my alcoholic mother decided to finally check herself into rehab. She did it while drunk, and flirted with the front attendant. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2011 16:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a show with my drama group. My mom isn't a good drunk, she decided to scream along to every song and pass out halfway through. She was in the front row. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2023 17:02 - United States

Today, I celebrated my friend's 5-month sobriety milestone with her by getting absolutely wasted. FML

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By as-salamu alaykum, motherfucker - 05/04/2014 22:04 - United Kingdom - Birkenhead

Today, I was having my birthday party. My dad showed up late, blind drunk, and drove his car straight through my garage door. FML

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By the only sober one - 15/05/2013 06:21 - United States - San Diego

Today, as usual, my mom got shitfaced and started berating me for something. This time, it was for missing a therapy appointment. Not only am I unable to drive, it was her appointment. For her alcoholism. FML

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Majstr 23

Tuesday 16 August 2011 11:49

Congratulations on your sobriety.

AcidLacedBong 5

Tuesday 16 August 2011 11:55

Very selfish of her.... But congrats on 10 years that's awesome!

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Zoth 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 21:43

Your moms a bitch. Congrats though.

IndigoAcrylic 9

Tuesday 16 August 2011 21:52

Congratulations on being sober!!!!! ;D

percyh 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 22:53

Quitters never win!

creedaddict 9

Wednesday 17 August 2011 0:13

Way to go mommy .... Just Cause you cant drink doesn't mean mom can't

caitlinstarship 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 0:43

Gotta love irony.

xxskittlezxx1 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 2:48

lmfao but hey wen im plasterd i dnt remember nothing so it wasnt totally her fault congrats on doing what i dont have the guts to do

TheDistance567 10

Thursday 8 August 2013 5:28

Um it doesn't matter if you can't remember, you are responsible for everything that happens when you are drunk because it's your fault you got that way. Just saying.

JimDaBoss 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 4:21

Mine too but at my 15th birthday party. Fml

RaggleFrock 13

Wednesday 17 August 2011 4:34

Wow your mom is not right in the head. Half the people who say they couldn't imagine a fun party don't look and probably arnt old enough to buy booze.

jadejazmyn 5

Wednesday 17 August 2011 4:38

that was rude. fyl

acazz 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 5:08

Congrats on successfully staying sober!

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