Miscellaneous: Today, my mom thought I was flying high on weed and nearly grounded...

By HappyMan - 03/08/2012 02:14 - United States - Corpus Christi

Today, my mom thought I was flying high on weed and nearly grounded me for it. I wasn't high, I was just actually in a good mood for the first time in a few weeks. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, unlike what you may have joked about with your friends, I actually did meet people who told me to "take a hit or we'll beat the shit out of you." I got picked up by my mom 20 minutes later like planned. When my mom noticed I was high, she grounded me for the "rest of high school." FML

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By valarmorgoolies - 06/02/2015 18:51 - United States - Binghamton

Today, my mom accused me of smoking weed. Truth is, I'd just ripped the quietest and weirdest smelling fart of my life. She wouldn't believe me, accused me of making stupid excuses up, and grounded me. FML

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By lehonX9 - 06/06/2015 09:11 - Germany - Hanover

Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML

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Placebo

By mother teresa was a cunt - 17/09/2015 14:54 - United States - Cleveland

Today, I baked some brownies and after my mom ate one, I joked that I put weed in them. Turns out the placebo effect's a bitch, because she quickly started acting high as a kite. One bitch fit later, the brownies are in the trash and I'm grounded until I tell her where I bought the "weed". FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2015 13:39 - United States - Columbus

Today, my dad sat me down and angrily accused me of doing drugs, all because he's noticed I've recently become a lot more energetic and emotional than usual. The truth is, I'd been smoking weed daily for 3 years and just decided to never smoke it again 2 weeks ago. FML

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Check yourself

By Anonymous - 28/10/2014 23:54 - United States

Today, my mom talked to me and my brother about how great it was that our cousin was getting away from drugs and becoming sober, as he would have so many more opportunities opened up for him now. She explained all this while sitting on our patio, smoking a blunt. FML

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You deserved it 3 870

By Anonymous - 28/09/2013 21:28 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, in a fit of jealousy over my recent muscle growth, my brother told our mom that I've only been going to the gym so I could smoke weed with my friends. She believed him and grounded me. FML

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You deserved it 2 955

Stoner

By Alyssa - 13/02/2012 00:01 - United States

Today, my parents were out, so I lit up my first ever joint. I got so stoned out of my mind that when my dad came back home and asked what the smell was, I said a stray cat had left an upper-decker in the toilet. He found the joint in my room, and now I'm grounded for the rest of the school year. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2014 18:33 - United States

Today, my psycho mom walked in while I was chilling and having fun with some friends. She kicked them out and now wants to drug test me, because, "Nobody's that happy without drugs." FML

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By hypercrite dad - 19/09/2014 18:34 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad found out I recently tried weed. He called me a useless waste of air and grounded me for the rest of the year. Then he went outside and smoked his third cigarette of the morning. FML

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mrghdfy76 8

Friday 3 August 2012 9:13

IM WALKIN ON SUNSHINE WOAAAAHOHOH

OfficialJSmooth 8

Friday 3 August 2012 9:16

Flying high... Grounded... See what he did there?

Comments

Reddeaded 5

Friday 3 August 2012 9:19

I think that was one long period.

jetsown08 21

Friday 3 August 2012 9:26

OP is a guy...

The_F3rris 11

Friday 3 August 2012 17:55

Man period?

ILoveZombieBoys 13

Friday 3 August 2012 9:19

Lmfao FYL, op. That suckssssss :p

awagh666 14

Friday 3 August 2012 9:23

^sssssso does your comment.

nevershoutkendal_fml 10

Friday 3 August 2012 9:36

There's a button for that. Please make use of it.

nevershoutkendal_fml 10

Friday 3 August 2012 9:40

24- And I guess we're all snakes here. *hiss*

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Friday 3 August 2012 13:29

24) OH GOD GET AWAY I HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR PLEASE DON'T EAT ME

DarkHelmet 10

Friday 3 August 2012 9:20

Well your Mom decided you didn't deserve to be in a good mood

awagh666 14

Friday 3 August 2012 9:20

But where did you hide your unicorn though?

RegularDayFML 0

Friday 3 August 2012 9:20

Well. That's what you get for waking up in Vegas.

winnie_moline 6

Friday 3 August 2012 9:24

I feel bad for u. U should just b**ch at her and make her feel bad

nevershoutkendal_fml 10

Friday 3 August 2012 9:38

What's that going to help? That would make two sad people around the house. And wouldn't that get OP in more trouble for "bitching" his mom out? Sheesh. I hope you never did that.

MCRaddict15 15

Friday 3 August 2012 10:03

Okay, when I bitch someone out (especially my parents) I usually end up in a sour mood. I don't know about OP, but bitching someone out is never fun, especially when you're in a good mood. And why would you bitch at someone for such a small thing like this? Honestly the way drugs are being misused today, she was just looking out for OP.

jetsown08 21

Friday 3 August 2012 9:30

Who said they're depressed? Maybe OPs just going through a tough stretch?

martin_martian7 11

Friday 3 August 2012 9:30

So she knows you smoke weed huh (;

nevershoutkendal_fml 10

Friday 3 August 2012 9:32

I hope they apologize. My mom refused to apologize to me yesterday when I was falsely accused. But congrats on being in a good mood. Find things that make you happy so you can keep it up!