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By HappyMan - 03/08/2012 02:14 - United States - Corpus Christi

Today, my mom thought I was flying high on weed and nearly grounded me for it. I wasn't high, I was just actually in a good mood for the first time in a few weeks. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, unlike what you may have joked about with your friends, I actually did meet people who told me to "take a hit or we'll beat the shit out of you." I got picked up by my mom 20 minutes later like planned. When my mom noticed I was high, she grounded me for the "rest of high school." FML

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By valarmorgoolies - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Binghamton

Today, my mom accused me of smoking weed. Truth is, I'd just ripped the quietest and weirdest smelling fart of my life. She wouldn't believe me, accused me of making stupid excuses up, and grounded me. FML

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By lehonX9 - 06/06/2015 09:11 - Germany - Hanover

Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML

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By mother teresa was a cunt - 17/09/2015 14:54 - United States - Cleveland

Today, I baked some brownies and after my mom ate one, I joked that I put weed in them. Turns out the placebo effect's a bitch, because she quickly started acting high as a kite. One bitch fit later, the brownies are in the trash and I'm grounded until I tell her where I bought the "weed". FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2015 13:39 - United States - Columbus

Today, my dad sat me down and angrily accused me of doing drugs, all because he's noticed I've recently become a lot more energetic and emotional than usual. The truth is, I'd been smoking weed daily for 3 years and just decided to never smoke it again 2 weeks ago. FML

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Check yourself

By Anonymous - 28/10/2014 23:54 - United States

Today, my mom talked to me and my brother about how great it was that our cousin was getting away from drugs and becoming sober, as he would have so many more opportunities opened up for him now. She explained all this while sitting on our patio, smoking a blunt. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2013 21:28 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, in a fit of jealousy over my recent muscle growth, my brother told our mom that I've only been going to the gym so I could smoke weed with my friends. She believed him and grounded me. FML

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By Alyssa - 13/02/2012 00:01 - United States

Today, my parents were out, so I lit up my first ever joint. I got so stoned out of my mind that when my dad came back home and asked what the smell was, I said a stray cat had left an upper-decker in the toilet. He found the joint in my room, and now I'm grounded for the rest of the school year. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2014 18:33 - United States

Today, my psycho mom walked in while I was chilling and having fun with some friends. She kicked them out and now wants to drug test me, because, "Nobody's that happy without drugs." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2025 01:00 - Australia

Today, I wasn’t hungover at work for a change, after quitting heavy drinking of 10+ years. My boss accused me of being “high as a kite on drugs”, because I was “suspiciously chirpy.” FML

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mrghdfy76 8

Friday 3 August 2012 9:13

IM WALKIN ON SUNSHINE WOAAAAHOHOH

OfficialJSmooth 8

Friday 3 August 2012 9:16

Flying high... Grounded... See what he did there?

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waz433 0

Friday 3 August 2012 22:25

Or actually smoke weed, that's medical. :D

SamanthaCassieL 10

Friday 3 August 2012 22:41

Wow. That's terrible. Sorry OP. I wish parents would use logic and evidence as a reason to ground, not suspicion. It's absolutely stupid.

nmlutgen 11

Friday 3 August 2012 23:02

Or you could get high and always be in a good mood.

KiddNYC1O 20

Friday 3 August 2012 23:24

Alright, Shorty!

supasophie99 2

Saturday 4 August 2012 1:15

Happens to me all the time

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 4 August 2012 1:57

share the happy mood...

hockeykyle10 5

Saturday 4 August 2012 5:27

You know they're an amateur when they say they were "on weed"

_TheAtheist_ 10

Saturday 4 August 2012 6:50

Why would she immediately jump to that conclusion? Has she caught you before? Seems to me like there is an untold history here.

spiritgal102 2

Saturday 4 August 2012 7:51

you have no idea how much that happens to me. lol

someguy314159265 15

Saturday 4 August 2012 7:56

Well, that's what you get for being overly happy in this society, I guess.

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