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TMI, op!!
I think that's pretty amusing. It's not like she gave you details about the sex, she just told you the obvious fact that your father wasn't wearing a condom in a humorous way. I know that the reason I was conceived was that my mom thought she might be allergic to latex, so they had sex ONE time without a condom and my mom conceived. When she told me, she made a remark about not using a "raincoat". I don't feel scarred for life at all.
I don't get it.
Hahahaha that was funny but i'm pretty sure Halloween is ruined for you now. :/
Yeah, my parents told me the same thing. =| The neighbors took my brother trick or treating so dad got his "treat" on. Ugh
Ok guys, calm the **** down! So I spelled a word wrong, I'm sure many of you have done the same thing. I know how to spell. We all make mistakes. Get over it. I'm sorry that all you guys who said something about my spelling error have nothing better to do with your lives, but don't take it out on some random stranger you don't know over the internet who made one simple mistake. And to those of you who didn't say anything about the spelling, thank you. You guys are cool :)
And I'm not really scarred for life. I only said that to be funny. All you guys who are calling me a pussy obviously have nothing better to do with your lives. I mean, do you really think I would be scarred because of that? I know my parents have had sex. It's not a big deal. When my mom told me that story, I laughed. I just thought it would be fun to try to get it posted on FML. God. You people are ridiculous.
I will stop being a baby once you get a sense of humor :)
Hey asshole, have a nice day :)
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... grow up baby, ur parents ****! deal with it!
I'll bet the OP means "scarred" for life. Just another instance where some Internet dummy doesn't know that doubling a letter can change the whole meaning of a sentence. What a looser! So, Casper the Friendly Ghost wasn't wearing his raincoat when he entered Mom's dark, moist, scary haunted mansion!