By theassman - 11/03/2009 04:42 - United States

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Today, my mom walked in on me masturbating. I minimized the porn on my laptop so she wouldn't see I was watching it. It turns out I was watching an old Beatles concert before I started masturbating. My mom thought I was masturbating to the Beatles. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 147
You deserved it 80 579

Same thing different taste

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I never realized there were so many people in the world without access to rooms with locks as when I started coming to fmylife

jESuS_lOVeS_mE69 0

So is it safe to assume i'm the only one who masterbates to old Beatles concerts?

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i love the beatles but not that much, LOL.

Today, I walked into my son's room. He was masturbating to something on his computer screen. Then I realized that it was a Beatles concert. My son was masturbating to the Beatles. FML

kennington 0
matias_cba87 0

well, after all, the beatles ARE the best band in tock history... (?

George Harrison was gorgeous. Tell your mum you have reasoning behind your actions.

i agree with #83, he really was i would ********** to a beatles concert. or just to a movie(: have you seen them in a hard days night !?

OH. MY. GOD. WHAT. THE. ****. ****. YOUR. LIFE. LOL!!!!! this is one of my favorites!

xheartagram666 0

So? John and George were gorgeous. The Beatles were the greatest.

Its okay. People always ********** to Paul, John and George. But not Ringo.