Miscellaneous: Today, my mom was criticizing how I can't handle taking care...

By FlipYoC - 16/09/2009 06:15 - United States

Today, my mom was criticizing how I can't handle taking care of any living thing because I'm too irresponsible. We had a huge argument so I went back to my apartment, only to find that my fish had died. I forgot I had a fish. FML

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You deserved it 60 942

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By fishy situation - 13/06/2017 04:00

Today, my friend is furious with me because while I was watching her various fish for two weeks, I failed to feed her favorite fish and it died. The reason I didn't take care of it was because she never told me she had it, that it was in her room unlike the rest of the fish, so I never saw it. FML

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By JoeyTheJedi - 18/10/2016 00:31 - United States - Batesville

Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's been a death in the family, then abruptly hangs up. I speed home, to find my mother holding the tiny corpse of a fish that she got 2 weeks ago. I got fired for being late to work. FML

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By My_Name_Is_Zach - 23/07/2012 03:48

Today, my neighbor called me on vacation to tell me that she let my mother into my house to feed my fish. I don't have fish, and my mother passed away 3 years ago. FML

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You deserved it 2 550

By worstfatherever - 10/07/2011 20:54 - United States

Today, I came home after having traveled abroad for the last two months. Before I left, I'd asked my dad to take care of my fish, and he promised they'd be safe with him. I found them all decomposing. FML

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By fish killer - 08/02/2013 03:58 - Canada

Today, I bought a fish. I put the tank on top of the fridge so my cat wouldn't get at it. I'd forgotten to buy some things for its tank, so I quickly ran out to get them. When I got home, I saw the tank destroyed on the floor, and my cat devouring my fish. I had the fish for less than an hour. FML

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By Deadfish - 26/07/2009 17:17 - United States

Today, I was walking to the pet store to buy a month's worth of fish food for my fish so I wouldn't have to come back for a while. For fish food it was expensive. It was also surprisingly heavy and I had to carry it back to my house. When I got home, I saw my fish floating at the top of its bowl. FML

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By SydIsPrettyCool - 04/08/2011 05:44 - United States

Today, my pet fish died because my drunk father microwaved it. FML

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By Sassers - 03/12/2009 21:08 - United States

Today, I heard a loud crashing noise. I ran into the kitchen to see what it was. My cat had knocked over my fish bowl and had my Beta in her mouth. After scolding her and rescuing it, I decided to clean its bowl. When I went to dump some of the water in the sink, my fish went down the drain. FML

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You deserved it 35 016

My regret

By regret - 30/12/2019 01:00 - Australia - Warrnambool

Today, my little sister put me in charge of keeping her fighting fish alive. It would've been an easy task if it weren't for my crazy ex-boyfriend drunkenly forcing his way into my house, vomiting into the fishbowl and killing the fish. Only ten more hours until my family gets home. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2010 23:05 - United States

Today, I came home to a dead fish duct-taped to the wall of my dorm room. I can't reach it. FML

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You deserved it 3 957

shankzilla 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 12:12

you're stupid

Sun_Kissed18 25

Wednesday 16 September 2009 12:35

Omg please don't get another pet!

Comments

dsl135 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 15:02

YDI for being a ****** moron... and you're mom's right.

BeeSkwaird 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 18:00

You are mom is right?? Who's the moron? :-P

WonderBlunder 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 15:05

Wow.. Fishes are one of the easiest pet to keep because they can survive quite long without food or with murky tank (assuming the pump is working). And you manage to kill them??

Bullshet 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 15:35

NOW you remember?

twiggly 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 15:57

YDI. I don't know why people post obvious personal **** ups then what's supposed to be random world **** ups you get caught in.

the_sailor 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 16:07

you should just quit at life

srak 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 16:29

that's like saying "I forgot I had a son." it just never happens. this is fake

rukusrazor 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 17:21

You sound careless.

skyeyez9 24

Wednesday 16 September 2009 17:31

i have a 10 gallon fish tank. Nothing fancy: dwarf platys, tetras, snail, ghost shrimp and algae eater...etc. I would feel awful for neglecting them and as a result, they all died. You should never acquire another living creature and need to grow up!