Miscellaneous: Today, my mom was in the kitchen when her shirt caught on fire....

By zazzleface - 09/04/2012 12:23 - United States - Bergenfield

Today, my mom was in the kitchen when her shirt caught on fire. Acting quickly, I poured my glass of water on her. Instead of thanking me, she yelled at me for making a mess. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2013 17:12 - Ireland

Today, I was pouring boiling water into a cup, and I accidentally spilled it all over my hand. My mother responded by slapping me for getting water everywhere. My hand is scorched red, but thanks, I love you too, mother. FML

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By MereLewis95 - 26/10/2011 08:58 - United Kingdom

Today, my mother called me urgently from the kitchen. Thinking she was hurt, I ran to her as fast as possible. She threw a wet cloth at my head and ran away, laughing her face off. FML

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By TheSentinel05 - 27/10/2020 12:01 - United States - San Jose

Today, my mom said my name and startled me so badly, I jumped and dropped the glass I was holding. She still isn’t speaking to me for breaking her favorite glass. FML

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Thanks Mom

By Anonymous - 08/12/2022 18:00 - United States

Today, I don't know which is worse: my brother cramming all his sauce bottles into a fridge door shelf that exploded onto the floor when I opened the fridge, or my mother being mad at me because I was upset about slicing open my finger while cleaning up the broken glass and my hand now burns. FML

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You deserved it 110

By Prae - 01/10/2012 05:47 - United States - Dallas

Today, I washed the dishes for my mom while she was out, as they seemed to be piling up. I accidentally sliced my hand with a knife in the process. After a trip to the hospital, it was revealed she'd been leaving those dishes there "to teach dad a lesson." FML

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By xMiSS_CuTiEx - 27/12/2009 22:25 - United States

Today, I remembered my mom got her carpet cleaned and to be careful while she was at work. To be nice, I vacuumed the whole house. Feeling proud of myself, I got a drink and went upstairs. I tripped and spilled red Kool-Aid all over the floor. FML

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You deserved it 14 363

By kashish0711 - 02/08/2009 16:14 - India

Today, I was at home, my mom came and saw me holding what she thought was a glass of beer. She took the glass, threw it and slapped me for drinking it. I was drinking Apple Juice. FML

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By ouch - 12/07/2013 07:22 - United States

Today, my mom got drunk and punched me in the nose, then yelled at me for bleeding on the carpet. FML

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You deserved it 4 759

By inalotofpain - 16/04/2011 12:46 - United States

Today, while relaxing in the kitchen drinking coffee, my dad suddenly rushed in, knocking me over and causing me to spill boiling hot coffee all over myself. Then, my dad thought it would be a good idea to grab the sprayer from the sink and douse me with cold water in order to "put me out." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2020 16:58

Today, our house caught fire. While trying to help my mom get to safety, the word "fuck" accidentally escaped my mouth. Once we were safe, she said I was grounded for swearing. I'm 19. FML

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chris36taylor 2

Monday 9 April 2012 18:46

Ungrateful bitch, she should be happy you saved her from severe injury.

DaKillaMafia 2

Monday 9 April 2012 18:47

Should have just let her burn.

Comments

Kayla860 8

Monday 9 April 2012 21:38

Smh, you just saved her life ..

ahhbeex 8

Monday 9 April 2012 21:59

I moderated this. I was completely blown away by this one. ._. she would have rather been on fire, okay. Makes sense.

linkinpark98 23

Monday 9 April 2012 22:07

Wtf is with all the "should have let her burn" comments? Would you people really let your own mother burn to death? -_- Some of you people on here are messed up. XD

howdy_mypeeps 10

Monday 9 April 2012 22:15

would've just lit her back on fire and walked away

DocBastard 38

Monday 9 April 2012 23:16

Watch out, we got a badass over here! No you wouldn't have, you lying sack of shit. Suggesting you'd relight the fire is much worse than the idiots saying "let her burn".

pinkisawesome 5

Monday 9 April 2012 22:43

thats something which my mum would say...i feel it for u bro :(

MigraineurOfLife 15

Monday 9 April 2012 23:04

Dang People!!!!! I don't think I've ever seen "bitch" & "burn" together so many times since the Salem Witch trials! SMH

Samanthai 0

Monday 9 April 2012 23:04

OP, u did the right thing

emstar828 4

Monday 9 April 2012 23:14

NoorFML- why did you have to bring up the best show of my childhood? Now, I'm sad. =( "mama had a chicken, mama had a cow; dad was proud, he didn't care how!"