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By Brandon - 10/08/2010 23:19 - United States

Today, my mom was taking an online IQ test. To the question "On which continent is Canada located?" she responded "Antarctica." If intelligence is genetic, I'm screwed. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2015 03:29 - United States - Panora

Today, I took an online IQ test, even though I knew they give everyone unrealistically high scores. My score was 73. FML

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Alexa, play "Guess I'm Dumb" by Glen Campbell

By nasuma - 11/10/2019 20:00

Today, I took a legitimate IQ test and got a score of 80. My parents both have IQ scores above Einstein’s. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2014 22:02 - United Kingdom - Sherborne

Today, my 11-year-old son and I took an IQ test for a laugh. To be honest, I've often suspected that I may have some form of mental retardation, but I didn't expect to get a score of 79, while he got one of 114. FML

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Who am I?

By explain please! - 05/08/2022 22:00

Today, my sister and I decided to do one of those online DNA tests just for fun. Our mom came in, saw all the stuff on the table, and lost her mind. She started bawling and apologizing. Apparently, neither one or neither of us actually belong to my dad. FML

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By not a brain cell in sight - 16/06/2013 20:20 - United States - Muskegon

Today, my best friend called me a moron for disputing her belief that Canada is in South America. FML

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By worst - 12/10/2009 08:23 - Philippines

Today, my mom said I was the worst of her 5 children. My IQ is 130, an honor student, I don't smoke, I don't drink alcohol, or do drugs. I'm the "worst" because I don't go to church every Sunday. FML

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By getting real crafty.. - 05/07/2015 15:51 - United States - Sanford

Today, my mother found out about the psychology exam I have to take tomorrow. Before leaving for her vacation this morning, she grabbed the internet router and took it with her to "get rid of distractions". I have one day to figure out how to access this online exam without Internet. FML

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By SwaggyP - 09/05/2019 16:00

Today, we got the IQ test results back, which show our daughter is on the high end of the genius scale. This confirms what my wife and I have long feared: our 6-year-old is FAR smarter than we are. No wonder she wins all the arguments we have. FML

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It's a pretty good response, though

By angrymom - 04/06/2021 01:59

Today, I got a call from my son’s teacher. Apparently, while doing a test, he responded to the question, "Predict how the government will change in the next ten years" with, "I’m not psychic." FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2014 21:21 - United States - Marlboro

Today, my teenage daughter tried to convince me that the UK is a part of Canada. After I pulled out a map to prove her wrong, she got all angry and defensive, and said that nobody's perfect at "geometry". My daughter is an idiot. FML

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cheerforlife18 0

Wednesday 11 August 2010 9:35

Who doesn't know where Canada is wtf, Canadas the best!

Acid80 3

Wednesday 11 August 2010 9:58

Knowledge isn't intelligence at all. Your mom can be very smart but just bad at geography.

Comments

playaman11 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 15:36

71 shut your ******* mouth!!

nanxi 30

Saturday 21 August 2010 0:35

At least you know that Canada ISN'T in fact located in Antarctica.

mydiclovesu2 0

Saturday 21 August 2010 6:06

either way your skrewed because your stupid enough to believ intelligence is genetic, and even if by some miraculous chance it is, then your skrewed again chorus: double skrewed nanny nanny boo boo I sure, wish that,I'm not,you

kritz0 10

Thursday 26 August 2010 4:31

Wtf... is a "skrewed".

lol32360 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 16:21

you got a dumb mother

someguy314159265 15

Tuesday 14 December 2010 6:40

You're clearly more intelligent than her. You've got a chance.

5t3ff1k4h 44

Monday 10 January 2011 4:51

If intelligence is genetic, I would be as dumb as a doorknob, just like my mother.

Daederoth 10

Wednesday 16 March 2011 21:47

Who you are is up to your heredity/genetics and your environment, up to a point in your life, where it is up to you to shape your own destiny through the choices you make. Or, so I've been told.