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By Brandon - 10/08/2010 23:19 - United States

Today, my mom was taking an online IQ test. To the question "On which continent is Canada located?" she responded "Antarctica." If intelligence is genetic, I'm screwed. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2015 03:29 - United States - Panora

Today, I took an online IQ test, even though I knew they give everyone unrealistically high scores. My score was 73. FML

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Alexa, play "Guess I'm Dumb" by Glen Campbell

By nasuma - 11/10/2019 20:00

Today, I took a legitimate IQ test and got a score of 80. My parents both have IQ scores above Einstein’s. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2014 22:02 - United Kingdom - Sherborne

Today, my 11-year-old son and I took an IQ test for a laugh. To be honest, I've often suspected that I may have some form of mental retardation, but I didn't expect to get a score of 79, while he got one of 114. FML

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By explain please! - 05/08/2022 22:00

Today, my sister and I decided to do one of those online DNA tests just for fun. Our mom came in, saw all the stuff on the table, and lost her mind. She started bawling and apologizing. Apparently, neither one or neither of us actually belong to my dad. FML

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By not a brain cell in sight - 16/06/2013 20:20 - United States - Muskegon

Today, my best friend called me a moron for disputing her belief that Canada is in South America. FML

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By worst - 12/10/2009 08:23 - Philippines

Today, my mom said I was the worst of her 5 children. My IQ is 130, an honor student, I don't smoke, I don't drink alcohol, or do drugs. I'm the "worst" because I don't go to church every Sunday. FML

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By getting real crafty.. - 05/07/2015 15:51 - United States - Sanford

Today, my mother found out about the psychology exam I have to take tomorrow. Before leaving for her vacation this morning, she grabbed the internet router and took it with her to "get rid of distractions". I have one day to figure out how to access this online exam without Internet. FML

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By SwaggyP - 09/05/2019 16:00

Today, we got the IQ test results back, which show our daughter is on the high end of the genius scale. This confirms what my wife and I have long feared: our 6-year-old is FAR smarter than we are. No wonder she wins all the arguments we have. FML

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It's a pretty good response, though

By angrymom - 04/06/2021 01:59

Today, I got a call from my son’s teacher. Apparently, while doing a test, he responded to the question, "Predict how the government will change in the next ten years" with, "I’m not psychic." FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2014 21:21 - United States - Marlboro

Today, my teenage daughter tried to convince me that the UK is a part of Canada. After I pulled out a map to prove her wrong, she got all angry and defensive, and said that nobody's perfect at "geometry". My daughter is an idiot. FML

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cheerforlife18 0

Wednesday 11 August 2010 9:35

Who doesn't know where Canada is wtf, Canadas the best!

Acid80 3

Wednesday 11 August 2010 9:58

Knowledge isn't intelligence at all. Your mom can be very smart but just bad at geography.

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Lisa89 3

Wednesday 11 August 2010 18:50

FYL

rety1 13

Wednesday 11 August 2010 19:24

I don't think intelligence is genetic because my mom I a total barnacle head *lol and I'm pretty smart. I have to tell her all the time how to do basic math.. such as how to add 2, 3 digit numbers or how many liters are in a gallon etc etc...

RedPillSucks 31

Wednesday 11 August 2010 19:25

Actually, your mom is brilliant. In about 2 billion years, Canada will, indeed, be part of Antarctica. Shame on you for doubting your mom.

CuteCurlzzz 0

Wednesday 11 August 2010 19:41

its funny how you all make fun of Canada, but you forget who beat you in the olympics in hockey. + gold medals so we all know you didn't watch the olympics, more like at home eating mcdonalds.

numnut 3

Wednesday 11 August 2010 19:46

Intelligence is inherited. Boy's get it from their Moms and Girls get it from both mom and dad. Environment, schools, and parental involvement must all be taken into consideration. (It is a proven fact that toddlers who watch more than 4 hours of TV a week will not be as smart when they are older..) I've watched a woman lose a lot of money because she could not answer the following question: "What two countries border the USA?" I could tell you that when I was 6 and I'm not even American.. thanks Mom and Dad..

Gaborman 0

Wednesday 11 August 2010 19:56

It's a well known fact that Americans in general are clueless when it comes to world -and U.S. geography. Once an American asked me if London's capitol was England. -It was my own cousin! FML! :)-

VeggieHead_SxE 0

Wednesday 11 August 2010 21:45

How is that a well known fact? :b And that just means that your cousin isn't very smart when it comes to geography, so it would be more of a Fhl instead of Fml.