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By Anonymous - 23/06/2009 05:28 - United States

Today, my mom went to a psychic. The reason? She has convinced herself that I'm gay, even though I've told her that I'm not and never have been. The psychic disagreed. Apparently, I'm bicurious with one of my guy friends. Guess who my mom believes? FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2013 16:14 - United States

Today, my mom tried to convince my dad that I was a lesbian. Why? Because she was bored. FML

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By Just Me - 26/07/2012 05:04 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I came out to my mom as a lesbian. She told me that it was impossible, because since she isn't one, she therefore couldn't have given birth to one. She still won't believe me. FML

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By Coffee Boy - 23/06/2012 04:55 - United States - Chesterfield

Today, my mom reached the lowest point of her midlife crisis. She convinced herself she's psychic and grounded me for something she "knows" I'm going to do. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2015 00:16 - United States - Oak Ridge

Today, my mom called me into the living room to say that she had something important to tell me. She then explained how she and my dad had "talked things over" and wanted me to know that they accept me and love me no matter what. Apparently my mom thinks I'm lesbian. I'm not. FML

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By Queerbait - 05/11/2015 06:52 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend's mother insisted she's not homophobic, but however people only 'turn gay' because they were sexually abused, or are 'making it up to get attention'. She informed me I'm the former and my girlfriend is the latter. Uh huh. FML

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By lil_munchkinjen - 09/02/2009 00:01 - United Kingdom

Today, my mum decided that me being bisexual meant that I was "deciding whether or not to be a lesbian" because supposedly, no man will have me. Thanks mum. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2019 22:00

Today, I found out that my mother has been telling everybody that I’m a lesbian, because both of her best friends have at least one gay child each, and she was feeling left out. This explains why people have been treating me differently the last few weeks. FML

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By Syferix - 18/03/2009 22:42 - United States

Today, I was leaving to go over to a friend's and my parents suddenly ask if I'm gay. I reply that no, I'm bisexual. My mom then asks if I've ever made out with someone of the same sex and I say yes. She turns to my dad and says 'I told you so. You owe me $20'. My parents bet on my sexuality. FML

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By BtoTheRtoTheTTK - 19/02/2017 14:00 - United States - Winter Haven

Today, at a mall, my mom accused me of lying about being gay, just because I said I don't like shopping. FML

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By Zanovitch - 13/08/2013 20:19 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, my mom asked me, once again, if my girlfriend of almost a year is just a cover up for being gay. FML

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chocogatto12 3

Tuesday 23 June 2009 12:10

Psychics are frauds. They only tell you what you want to hear

AdamGD 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 12:12

Wow... Your mom is a freak (no offense). Seriously? She goes to a phychic to find out if you're gay?? Even though you said you werent? I wonder what she would have done if the phychic said you were straight? Would she have consulted a nuerologist??

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aback 4

Tuesday 23 June 2009 15:34

Let's hope you got your smarts from your Dad.

Alexgoesfml 3

Tuesday 23 June 2009 15:34

No-one really knows if you will turn out to be gay. Some guys I know who seem completely straight turn out to be gay in a year or two, unexpected things happen. However your mum is a bitch for your mum somehow forcing some sexuality upon you, people need to discover it on their own accord.

ThUrSdAy13th 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 1:05

if you're gay you're always gay, just cuz some of your friends seemed straight doesnt mean they were until they suddenly turned gay, it means they just decided to tell you about it. it's called "in the closet" and if this guy knows hes straight hes straight

medical 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 15:37

maybe you are, but you just don't know it yet.

SusanaSaysRawrxD 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 15:38

hahhahahaa. xD your mom thinks you're in denial... usually it's the other way around o_O well, go out and get a reaaally hot girlfriend, and 'accidentally' get your mom to walk in on you two having sex. then she'll believe you. :D

penizulaface 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 16:12

.. but then how would she know that he didnt like boys too? ********.

Guairdean 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 15:39

Go to a psychic and tell your Mom that the psychic said that you'll be cured if she pays for your month long summer cruise to Tahiti.

rayrayy_fml 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 16:02

lmao I concur.

cheertigers 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 15:41

I'm sorry that's messed up!

master565 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 15:56

who?

deliapearl 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 15:56

Tell ur mom ( politely) that u don't care what she thinks. U don't have to prove anything to her. And if u were gay, so what!

kukopia 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 16:16

If you live w/ mom, this is your motivation to get out on your own. FYL for caring so much about what anyone else thinks of your sexuality. It should only matter to you and your sex partner.