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By Anonymous - 23/06/2009 05:28 - United States

Today, my mom went to a psychic. The reason? She has convinced herself that I'm gay, even though I've told her that I'm not and never have been. The psychic disagreed. Apparently, I'm bicurious with one of my guy friends. Guess who my mom believes? FML

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By Syferix - 18/03/2009 22:42 - United States

Today, I was leaving to go over to a friend's and my parents suddenly ask if I'm gay. I reply that no, I'm bisexual. My mom then asks if I've ever made out with someone of the same sex and I say yes. She turns to my dad and says 'I told you so. You owe me $20'. My parents bet on my sexuality. FML

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By Zanovitch - 13/08/2013 20:19 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, my mom asked me, once again, if my girlfriend of almost a year is just a cover up for being gay. FML

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Tuesday 23 June 2009 12:10

Psychics are frauds. They only tell you what you want to hear

AdamGD 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 12:12

Wow... Your mom is a freak (no offense). Seriously? She goes to a phychic to find out if you're gay?? Even though you said you werent? I wonder what she would have done if the phychic said you were straight? Would she have consulted a nuerologist??

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Rosinha_fml 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 22:48

Just say you went to the same psychic, who predicted your mum would develop a crack addiction within the next five years. That should shut her up.

TotallyAwesome 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 22:56

Stop wearing tight pants, either get a haircut or let it grow even. Stop listening to Deathcab for Cutie and Yellowcard. Get a life. Stop crying. Grow a penis. Leave playboys out in your room.

Seti_fml 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 23:12

Yea... for some reason i have the distinct feeling that the OP is an emo kid... wearing girls jeans, spending tons of time on his hair, listening to bad music. It would explain why his mom doesn't believe him when he says hes straight.

Roxas_fml 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 23:12

Your mom is a retard. Although you should have seen it coming. The psychic will tell your mom what she wants to hear to earn themselves some money. They didn't care about you or your feelings, just themselves and how much they could fork out of your mom.

idolmonkey 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 23:55

Lie - that's what a psychic does. They need money and tellin people the truth isn't gonna get 'em money. Well, just get a girlfriend. Then sue the psychic.

kellster 2

Wednesday 24 June 2009 1:31

This is worded weirdly so it's hard to tell what you're actually saying. Let's get this straight (no pun intended): your mom thinks you're gay, and who thinks you're bicurious? You? Or the gypsy-lady? If it's you, then just come out already, sweetheart. Bicurious/bisexual is just the halfway house to gay for most men. If it's the gypsy-lady, what the **** does she know?