By Anonymous - 23/06/2009 05:28 - United States

Today, my mom went to a psychic. The reason? She has convinced herself that I'm gay, even though I've told her that I'm not and never have been. The psychic disagreed. Apparently, I'm bicurious with one of my guy friends. Guess who my mom believes? FML
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Same thing different taste

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Psychics are frauds. They only tell you what you want to hear

Wow... Your mom is a freak (no offense). Seriously? She goes to a phychic to find out if you're gay?? Even though you said you werent? I wonder what she would have done if the phychic said you were straight? Would she have consulted a nuerologist??

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ImAKlutz15 0

damn psychics. if asked about someones gayness, bicurious is the sexual orientation version of saying "you have a grandmother-" it's the safest possible guess next to just saying "none". And that's all there is to psychics- a set of safe guesses that lead the gullible into thinking there is some real psychic power there after all.

UsingLogic 0

And it's a choice of course :p I chose to be straight and to find girls attractive to me :p On a serious note, I've been asking myself something... Imagining homosexuality was caused by genes (I heard they play a role at least), and imagining it was somehow possible for a pregnant woman to undergo some kind of treatment to guarantee her kid will be straight and not gay. Would that be considered ethical? Would gay right defenders claim we should let nature choose? Would some lesbian women have treatment to guarantee their kids will be gay, as a sign of protest against the "treatment" that makes kids straight? There is no doubt in my mind that if we could guarantee a child will be born healthy, without any genetic diseases or deformations, people would not protest against this. But I wonder what reactions would be if homosexuality could be avoided in the same way. I do not want to compare homosexuality to a disease or a deformation, I am only attempting to compare the imaginary "treatments" together. I'm just trying to explain that in some circumstances it is considered acceptable to mess with a kid's genes before he is born. Would it be acceptable to do the same to prevent homosexuality? No doubt some people would claim "if we were all gay there would be no more kids, so this treatment is a good thing". But my question actually is: would gay rights groups care that couples chose to make their children straight? I know nobody can really answer that, only theorize and imagine how things would be. But I really am curious about this.

repeat the following comment after me at any females and any doubt will be washed away.... SHUT UP OR ILL FU*K YOUR PUSSY. And that should clear things up. jk lol. But really in 20 years when you have moved out and are working and have a wife and kids all that matters is you can remember this movement in time and throw back in your moms face. Unless of course you really are gay and haven't figured it out yet....

isthisonetaken 0

let her catch you laying some pipe. with a girl ofcoarse

hehe, i moderated this one. Most psychics are stupid, probably all of them. FYL indeed if your mom believes a psychic over you.

meriadoc2 0

Don't act like a **** if you don't want to be seen as one.