By Anonymous - 23/06/2009 05:28 - United States

Today, my mom went to a psychic. The reason? She has convinced herself that I'm gay, even though I've told her that I'm not and never have been. The psychic disagreed. Apparently, I'm bicurious with one of my guy friends. Guess who my mom believes? FML
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chocogatto12 3

Psychics are frauds. They only tell you what you want to hear

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AdamGD 0

Wow... Your mom is a freak (no offense). Seriously? She goes to a phychic to find out if you're gay?? Even though you said you werent? I wonder what she would have done if the phychic said you were straight? Would she have consulted a nuerologist??

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wingedvictorian 0

not necessarily. sometimes people are just different (not your typical man's man) and people automatically assume what they want to assume.

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kevind23 0

So the **** what? Grow up, kid. If your mom thinks you're gay, then let her. Does it really matter what she thinks? Just because she says you're queer doesn't mean you can't go out and get a girlfriend. Live your own life and let her think what she wants. That's life.

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ScrewedSOB 0

Your mom is ****** up as mine is. Are they related?

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Dickman16 0

what u need 2 do is start bringing lots of girls around ur mom and let her no that ur ******* all of them. For example walk by and "accidently drop a condom on the floor" or say something to the girl like "wow after last night I thought my dick was going 2 fall off" and let ur mom hear. Then go up 2 a gay guy and hit him in the face and say "I can't stand faggs". This is a definite plan 2 sucess.

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redblueviolet 0

Actually, that's just stupid, not to mention homophobic. I think the OP should just wait until he finds the right girl for him, and then his mom will be proven wrong. That's a much better plan than freaking out his mom (by claiming to have sex and nonchalantly mentioning it in front of her), dating girls and being downright rude to those who are gay just to prove a point. Just my opinion though. OP - From the looks of it your mom seems like a homophobe. Not to mention kind of stupid, considering the whole psychic thing.

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chick16 0

did you know that nearly half of homophobes are actually deep in the closet? lol, FAIL. plus then the guy would just seem like a total dick. from my perspective, bicurious ppl have the most fun. or, at least, homoerotic people.

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BreezyPear 0

A psychic?? Really?? Your mom needs help if she thinks anyone can actually predict the future.

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bobby9101 0

**** a bitch on the kitchen table. nothing says straight like a table party

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zee209 0

You're mom is a bitch.... Regardless if you're bi, straight, gay, WHATEVER she should accept you.

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ZiggyMorrison 0

Jus bring over some chick with REALLY BIG **** I'm thinking F cups

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earthboundwish 0

I would sue the shit out of that psychic. DE

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penisface69 17

haha of course the psychic is going to say that. it's the most sure bet for him/her. if you turn out to be straight, the psychic can claim that you did experiment. if you turn out to be gay, the psychic can say he/she was right. such bullshit.

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