Miscellaneous: Today, my mom went to court to finalize her divorce. I would...

By HereWeGoAgain - 24/01/2013 07:19 - United States

Today, my mom went to court to finalize her divorce. I would have felt sorry for her, had this not been her 7th husband. FML

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By TabbyCat87 - 13/01/2016 00:16 - United States - Lamar

Today, my mom informed me she got married two weeks ago. Hard to congratulate her when this is her eighth husband. FML

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You deserved it 1 470

By Anonymous - 05/03/2011 11:43 - France

Today, I found my mother in tears, so I asked her what was wrong. She told me, "It's your father, he wants a divorce..." I asked if he'd met another woman, and my mom replied "No, not a woman..." FML

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You deserved it 4 907

By screwed - 18/06/2011 08:51 - United States

Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML

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By disaster... - 20/05/2009 23:44 - United States

Today, my mom and my step dad decided they're getting a divorce. They've been married for 2 weeks and I paid for a quarter of the wedding. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2013 20:37 - United States - North Bend

Today, my mother bitched me out for filing divorce papers against my abusive husband. According to her, it's a "slap in God's face". She's the one who's divorced two husbands so far because they weren't getting job promotions fast enough to support her hoarding habit. FML

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You deserved it 2 886

By kennedygeeee - 08/09/2009 02:28 - United States

Today, I found out my mom was getting remarried, to my dad. He's been in prison for five years because he pushed her out a window. FML

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By bmonehh - 24/11/2009 20:20 - United States

Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/05/2020 02:00

Today, my wife of seven years told me she wants a divorce because I'm boring. FML

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By badadvise - 23/03/2012 04:05 - Mexico - Guadalajara

Today, I found out my marriage counselor is currently going through her second divorce. FML

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You deserved it 2 587

By alynna007 - 02/01/2013 10:31 - United States - Lakewood

Today, I overheard my mother telling my sister that she expects my marriage to fall apart any day now. Apparently, I have no concept of what "marriage" really means. My husband and I just celebrated our 7th anniversary, while my mother is planning her 5th wedding. FML

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Artsygirl90 14

Thursday 24 January 2013 15:46

What a shock! People who get married 6 times usually stay married the 7th!!

Pleonasm 35

Thursday 24 January 2013 15:48

Just don't let her help plan your wedding.

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Psycho_Babydoll 26

Thursday 24 January 2013 17:54

Your mother is Taylor Swift in 40 years time.

sythe511 28

Thursday 24 January 2013 18:07

Marriage is supposed to be permanent and binding. Its pretty sad to see that as much as half of people break these promises.

FameNFortune 12

Thursday 24 January 2013 18:20

And I thought my family had problems ...

fischerxx 10

Thursday 24 January 2013 18:30

Whatever happened to the sanctity of marriage

lucy_lue 9

Thursday 24 January 2013 18:31

Your mom needs a new hobby.

opinionmaker 7

Thursday 24 January 2013 18:56

She must be pretty rich by now.

TeaPartyPoison 7

Thursday 24 January 2013 18:58

Maybe eight will be the lucky number.

buckdharma 36

Thursday 24 January 2013 19:02

The ex's have formed a basketball team including substitutes. Thet're hoping your mom can keep it up cause their softball team still needs a short stop and a pitcher!

chanellgymnast 17

Thursday 24 January 2013 19:13

Now I ain't sayin' she a golddiggaaaa

DDCA 24

Thursday 24 January 2013 19:22

Say it ain't so! Are you telling me number seven wasn't lucky!?

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