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By peacock_mina19 - 11/02/2009 00:08 - United States

Today, my mother and I got into a huge fight about me being a lesbian. It ended with me saying "Fuck you!" to which she responded: "I bet you'd probably like to." FML

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By Eagle - 26/01/2010 06:05 - United States

Today, my mother urged me to "get over this lesbian thing and give me some grandkids." In front of my girlfriend of eleven months. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2009 04:44 - United States

Today, I finally told my mom I am a lesbian. She started laughing and said 'Good one honey'. I told her I wasn't joking, and she took my face in her hands and said 'You ARE joking!' Then she left. FML

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By shouldhaveknown - 26/06/2009 14:22 - Australia

Today, I finally thought that my mother was okay with me being a lesbian. Then, over dinner, she turns to me and says, "So, do you still think you like girls, or are you going to start being normal again?" FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2019 22:00 - United States - Houston

Today, my mom barged into my room, threw 5 boxes of condoms at me, then said, "So you don't get pregnant". She still hasn't accepted the fact that I'm a lesbian. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2013 16:14 - United States

Today, my mom tried to convince my dad that I was a lesbian. Why? Because she was bored. FML

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Ironic, isn't it?

By KC. - 25/04/2012 20:06 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML

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Holy stereotypes, mom!

By BtoTheRtoTheTTK - 19/02/2017 14:00 - United States - Winter Haven

Today, at a mall, my mom accused me of lying about being gay, just because I said I don't like shopping. FML

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Some taken

By Sadboy - 06/04/2012 14:24 - United States

Today, I went to family therapy because my mom wanted the family to be closer. When asked what her biggest disappointment was in life, she turned to me and said, "Having a gay son" then patted my hand, smiled, and said "No offense, honey." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2015 00:16 - United States - Oak Ridge

Today, my mom called me into the living room to say that she had something important to tell me. She then explained how she and my dad had "talked things over" and wanted me to know that they accept me and love me no matter what. Apparently my mom thinks I'm lesbian. I'm not. FML

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By lil_munchkinjen - 09/02/2009 00:01 - United Kingdom

Today, my mum decided that me being bisexual meant that I was "deciding whether or not to be a lesbian" because supposedly, no man will have me. Thanks mum. FML

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marny_fml 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 2:13

wtf #7? your mother sounds incredibly immature. i'm sorry.

rae_fml 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 2:49

most ridiculous comeback I've heard ... ever. Your mother sounds immature, and most likely at a loss for words.

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BigSky 5

Saturday 1 August 2009 14:01

You're a messed up muff diver.

triplethreat13 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 6:07

i have a closet gay friend, and i had a dream about him and his immature older brother having almost the same conversation, give or take a few words. i told him about it and he is now very very afraid to tell his brother he's gay. so OP: i have no problem with homosexuals are anything, i support them, but your mom is witty!

BackSeatLover 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 23:10

..Pansexuals are the best lol.

VampireDollRowan 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 3:35

Ach, I'm sorry about that. That was...really uncalled for. There's nothing wrong with being a lesbian, be proud, love!!

BrEnNo1023 5

Thursday 20 August 2009 7:33

i feel good knowing that the majority of people here are taking the OP's side. (maybe that's just because more open minded people feel obligated to have their say than close-minded people) but i like to see it as times finally changing. hopefully in the future, homophobes will become the minority and they'll be subject to all the demeaning insults that homosexuals recieve today. tv shows and music and movies will have witty jokes/insults directed at homophobes, and the homophobes will finally know how it feels.

Swarley55555 0

Friday 4 September 2009 5:09

I'm ok with lesbians as long as there hot

chris_fml1 0

Tuesday 22 September 2009 8:10

hopefully in the future straight people will be the minority and subject to discrimination? #134 ur a hypocritical asshole who gives homosexuals a bad name. Straight people shouldnt be marginalised just because their normal, being gay even though it cant be helped is not natural or else they would be able to procreate. i hope that in the future we will not have become so politically correct that heterosexuals will be discriminated as so that homosexuals get what they want. if someone wants to be a homophobe they have as much right as the another person who wants to be a homosexual as long as both dont antagonise each other. one last thing, gay people have gay parades and gay pride days wheres my ******* straight parade and straight pride day?