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By peacock_mina19 - 11/02/2009 00:08 - United States

Today, my mother and I got into a huge fight about me being a lesbian. It ended with me saying "Fuck you!" to which she responded: "I bet you'd probably like to." FML

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By Eagle - 26/01/2010 06:05 - United States

Today, my mother urged me to "get over this lesbian thing and give me some grandkids." In front of my girlfriend of eleven months. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2009 04:44 - United States

Today, I finally told my mom I am a lesbian. She started laughing and said 'Good one honey'. I told her I wasn't joking, and she took my face in her hands and said 'You ARE joking!' Then she left. FML

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By shouldhaveknown - 26/06/2009 14:22 - Australia

Today, I finally thought that my mother was okay with me being a lesbian. Then, over dinner, she turns to me and says, "So, do you still think you like girls, or are you going to start being normal again?" FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2019 22:00 - United States - Houston

Today, my mom barged into my room, threw 5 boxes of condoms at me, then said, "So you don't get pregnant". She still hasn't accepted the fact that I'm a lesbian. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2013 16:14 - United States

Today, my mom tried to convince my dad that I was a lesbian. Why? Because she was bored. FML

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Ironic, isn't it?

By KC. - 25/04/2012 20:06 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML

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Holy stereotypes, mom!

By BtoTheRtoTheTTK - 19/02/2017 14:00 - United States - Winter Haven

Today, at a mall, my mom accused me of lying about being gay, just because I said I don't like shopping. FML

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Some taken

By Sadboy - 06/04/2012 14:24 - United States

Today, I went to family therapy because my mom wanted the family to be closer. When asked what her biggest disappointment was in life, she turned to me and said, "Having a gay son" then patted my hand, smiled, and said "No offense, honey." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2015 00:16 - United States - Oak Ridge

Today, my mom called me into the living room to say that she had something important to tell me. She then explained how she and my dad had "talked things over" and wanted me to know that they accept me and love me no matter what. Apparently my mom thinks I'm lesbian. I'm not. FML

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By lil_munchkinjen - 09/02/2009 00:01 - United Kingdom

Today, my mum decided that me being bisexual meant that I was "deciding whether or not to be a lesbian" because supposedly, no man will have me. Thanks mum. FML

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Wednesday 11 February 2009 2:13

wtf #7? your mother sounds incredibly immature. i'm sorry.

rae_fml 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 2:49

most ridiculous comeback I've heard ... ever. Your mother sounds immature, and most likely at a loss for words.

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Vishpal 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 16:25

Lol! Your mom is cool!

princess711 0

Monday 1 March 2010 6:04

that's messed op and I'm sorry she can't accept you :( i did laugh though, again I'm sorry GL in the future

princess711 0

Monday 1 March 2010 6:07

oh but just remember she could have just said it in the heat of the arguement and not meant it . or she could have become defensive or maybe the whole convo took her by surprise. id give her sometime to come around after she calms down and thinks

daniisme 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 6:10

I've haven't met your mum and I hate her

LadyAshley 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 13:30

Wow that is wrong in so many diifferent ways...

sunshine223 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 0:54

ignore your mum, be who you want to be. she should just except who you are

truelyawesome 0

Thursday 25 March 2010 3:57

atleast your mom is smart...

anonymous503242 0

Thursday 1 April 2010 4:47

Seriously? I am so sorry...that isn't cool. And to everyone who is hoenstly agreeing with her mother...why bother? You're just making yourself look like an ass. I am very straight, but I have NOTHING against gay/lesbian/bi ect. people. You shouldn't judge someone because they aren't the sexuality you'd like them to be...it isn't their fault. They were born that way, and they are still a person. That is just like have the population of the world judging you because you like the opposite sex. Grow up. @OP: I am sure you are a very great person, and you shouldn't worry about something like this, your mother will come around, and if not? Then she shouldn't be apart of your life, becuase she should love you no matter what. It's like my aunt told her kids that being gay was evil, and that if they ever decided to be, she won't be okay with it. It's ridiculous how rude and judge-mental people can be. Keep your chin up :) It'll all be okay.