By Litterbox - 20/04/2009 02:09 - United States

Today, my mother called me downstairs to give me what I assumed was going to be "The Talk" (About four years too late). So she sits me down, holds my hands, and with the gentlest, most motherly expression on her face tells me, "Honey, if you ever come home pregnant, I'll kill you and the baby." FML
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Wow O_o I can't believe how much of a response this thing is getting(first post ever...) But for clarification:(Skip if you want...Blah) a) Since my mother was willing to beat me with a metal end of a broom for claiming Hitler and the events of the holocaust were wrong and has a machete at the ready underneath her bed, the threat was/is to be taken seriously, wouldn't you think... (Is she still hilarious?) b) Kill me, sure, but THE KID??? c)I would've loved for my mother to have been concerned/open enough with me to have an actual conversation about sex... Blegh -_-

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Juli_fml 0

anyone else think there should be a "parents" section on here?

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xsydbabyx 0

Lol, your mom is awsm!

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kaylaella 0

your mother needs serious help ! ahaha

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betterthanthou 0

You have a good mother. These teens who think they can run around, have sex, and act like they are "independent" need to be put in their place. You are not independent until you can pay for your own stuff. Until then, you do everything your parents tell you to do.

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SilentGround 0

yeah, sounds like my mom. haha

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FoxFire_fml 0

thats just mean! im a guy but if i was u iwouldve said with a smile "oh my hormones would make me kill u before that would happen" xD

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mood_swinger 0

my mom said that if i got pregnant and came home, i wouldn't have a home. lol i asked one of my best friends about that, and she said that her mom would give her $1000 if that happened to her to support the baby

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RawrrKai 0

Damn. My mom said if I came home pregnant, she'd out me out.

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DeadMansCrack 4

i love killing babies

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Jessyca_fml 0

:/ Why are some parents like that?? I mean its not like they didn't have you?? Its the same way, they need to get over it and actually realize their child is actually growing up and being an adult !!

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kbd013 0

thats the best "talk" ive ever heard. sure scared u from having sex (:

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