By Litterbox - 20/04/2009 02:09 - United States

Today, my mother called me downstairs to give me what I assumed was going to be "The Talk" (About four years too late). So she sits me down, holds my hands, and with the gentlest, most motherly expression on her face tells me, "Honey, if you ever come home pregnant, I'll kill you and the baby." FML
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Litterbox 0

Wow O_o I can't believe how much of a response this thing is getting(first post ever...) But for clarification:(Skip if you want...Blah) a) Since my mother was willing to beat me with a metal end of a broom for claiming Hitler and the events of the holocaust were wrong and has a machete at the ready underneath her bed, the threat was/is to be taken seriously, wouldn't you think... (Is she still hilarious?) b) Kill me, sure, but THE KID??? c)I would've loved for my mother to have been concerned/open enough with me to have an actual conversation about sex... Blegh -_-

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Juli_fml 0

anyone else think there should be a "parents" section on here?

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yourpathetic 0

#159 your retarded. no seriously, your comment is retarded and you need to go hang yourself for it.

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JSmith08 0

what the hell is wrong with your mom?

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samannham 0

uhm a lotta parents say that. they wouldn't really it's just them sayin don't be stupid and get pregnant young. not really Fml material...

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glassbottle 0

That is the sickest shit I've ever heard, OP. Either way you should move out of your parent's house right quick. One, to stop your mother from murdering you, and two, because if your mother decides that threatening to kill you will stop you from getting pregnant she's got a truckfull of issues that you should avoid. Good luck.

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jayfx 0

LOL! Scary but funny. My parent's never gave me the talk..thank god

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Sessee 4

Your mom wins. I totally wish my mom would say that to me. No sarcasm.

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Dhamy 0

Your mother sounds awesome. I wish mine would say things like that. And I agree with the comment before mine.

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fetussammich 0

LOVE THIS SO MUCH. LOLOL.

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Go_Home 0

I find it so funny how some people agree with abortion like it's ******* nothing. You shouldn't kill a life for your shameful mistakes. Now, people just live for today, and not tommorow's satisfaction. You should see the videos of abortion and how one child who was being aborted reached his hand out and held the doctor's. If that doesn't move you, then I don't know what does. You people oughta fix yourselves before it's too late. We are all responsible for what we do, but just because we don't like it, we just do it the easy way. No. There is no easy way. Learn to live up to your morals, and expectations. Otherwise don't go shagging the world and regret it, and don't take risks that may hinder your life. I'm disgusted by so many people atm. This generation is corrupt thanks to minds like some of the people who posted shit up there.

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mercedeslove 0

smart mom, I'd kill you too. Pregnancy is gross

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