Ha, you got off easy. my mom didn't even bother with the whole "if you come home pregnant..." spiel. she cut that one off at the knees by telling me that if she ever heard of a guy touching me inappropriately she would take a shot gun to his head and worry about the consequences after. and in my opinion, that makes my mom awesome.

Thats sweet, but I think shes right though. Sex before marriage is wrong.

Good! The only problem with this is that your mom plans on only killing you and your baby, and not acctually digesting the meats, which I think is a dreadful waste of food. But on a less realistic note, she didn't tell you not to have sex, she told you not to get knocked up, which is easy enough. Good for her. You go Mom. No daddy-less grandchildren for her!

your mom is sick, if my doughther ever got pregnant is her problem not mine xD

wow. that is so mean!!! # 12: erm...

lmao haha that's not something my mom would say but it's something she would definitely do lol

Epic mom. Agreed with having a "parents" section.

This is absolutely hilarious. I also love how many people are freaking out about how mean the mother is. It's highly unlikely she's serious, she's most likely just trying to scare her daughter into either being safe or abstaining. And if she is serious, it's even more unlikely that she'd go through with it when put in that situation. Obviously since the daughter has been active for four years and is capable of using the internet, one would hope she's figured out how to protect herself. If not, she shouldn't be breeding anyways.

#9 that was such a stupid thing to say haha your an idiot

hehe yea my dad said about the same thing said that if i got a girl pregnant im disowned