By Litterbox - 20/04/2009 02:09 - United States

Today, my mother called me downstairs to give me what I assumed was going to be "The Talk" (About four years too late). So she sits me down, holds my hands, and with the gentlest, most motherly expression on her face tells me, "Honey, if you ever come home pregnant, I'll kill you and the baby." FML
I agree, your life sucks 147 260
You deserved it 17 288

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Litterbox 0

Wow O_o I can't believe how much of a response this thing is getting(first post ever...) But for clarification:(Skip if you want...Blah) a) Since my mother was willing to beat me with a metal end of a broom for claiming Hitler and the events of the holocaust were wrong and has a machete at the ready underneath her bed, the threat was/is to be taken seriously, wouldn't you think... (Is she still hilarious?) b) Kill me, sure, but THE KID??? c)I would've loved for my mother to have been concerned/open enough with me to have an actual conversation about sex... Blegh -_-

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Juli_fml 0

anyone else think there should be a "parents" section on here?

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SuicideSaint_fml 0

Go for the abortion, I don't think you need your parents' consent.

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deathproof_fml 0

What the hell....your mom is a psycho bitch. You should call the cops and report that as a death threat. I would.

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live2lovebella 0

woooow CHILD ABUSE!!!

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kiwie_fml 0

whoever said that you should die if youre not financially stable enough to support yourself and your kids is absolutely out of line and ignorant.

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ella_b 0

you must have done something to make her think you would go out and get pregnant. YDI

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s4ucy_ 0

******* hilarious mom ahaha agreed with #154 chill out people, the mom obviously wouldn't kill her daughter and unborn baby... or would she?! ahah naht

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uberkrissy 0

Not a FML unless you are pregnant.

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Funtertaining11 0

sort of agreed with#164. Dude. I think that was a threat from your mother. It's to scare you from getting pregnant.

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yourpathetic 0

Thats funny, illegal, yes, funny **** yes LOL Do it, get knocked up i want to see if she has the nuts to do it

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MukyDaCookie 0

#21 out of all the people on Fymylife.com, i respect you the most. Tupac is one of those brilliant minds that would have been lost, if he wasn't black and poor born at the time he was, he would have been one of those no-name authors who write very philosophical books that no one really reads. Or a poet.

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