By Anonymous - 18/05/2012 22:20 - United Arab Emirates - Dubai

Today, my mother described what her ideal daughter-in-law should be like. Half-way through her description, fishing for some compliments, I told her that such a girl would be way above my league. She sighed and emphatically agreed. FML
I agree, your life sucks 23 607
You deserved it 9 749

Same thing different taste

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hthelittleone 10

I hate when people fish for compliments.

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How do we win a one upper that fishes for compliments?

Never fish for compliments, you always get the wet boot!

She who fish for compliment often reel in carp.

PistolWhiper93 0

Op, ... Your mom should set her standards just a little lower if she wants to have a daughter-in-law. Cause u seem to think u can't get such a girl. Which is understandable with the girls these days. No offense ladies.

KiddNYC1O 20

That's risky, bro. You should be on Deadliest Catch..... *crickets*

iHeartRKO 5

Don't fish if you don't like the catch.

Any girl is way out of your league if your self-image is so low you are resorting to squeezing compliments out of your own mother. If your ideal wife matches your mother's description, it wouldn't be such a bad idea to ask her why she thinks your lacking. Compare her image of you with your own and you might see some areas you want to improve. But whatever she says, remember she lives you despite your flaws and so will your ideal wife.

pinkpixie06 11

Usually, a mother's ideal daughter-in-law is THE PERFECT woman. She doesn't exist! Don't feel too bad. :)