By kb - 18/11/2013 06:38 - United States

Today, my mother gave me a bottle of stool softeners as a gift at my baby shower. FML
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Michael903 18

Parents always give what we need. Not what we want.

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DocBastard 38

I counted exactly 4 words that you had. No punctuation, but there were definitely words.

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MommyLuvs 11

Actually, those will come in handy. You'll need those after you deliver. Congrats on your little one! :)

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Chellybelly92 14

That's a really thoughtful gift OP friends of mine needed during and after the pregnancy. Now if you needed a stroller high chair, or car seat and that's what you got, I can understand the frustration but when the time comes and you need you'll appreciate having it already.

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harinakshi 4

Have a baby, miss a day of those pills, give your mom a big huge....think birth is painful? Mother knows best. #4 on the way over here and I've already got some waiting in my cupboard. I'm assuming this is your first; post labor is the most indignant, messy, disgusting time you will probably ever experience.

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stretchedthin 20

trust me after birth you're going to need it especially if you tore and had stitches

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sugarbear0727 19

It'll come in handy. Maybe not what you wanted, but trust me, you will need it.

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oui230 4

You actually might come to like it once my wife had our baby a week ago she was able to poop for 4 days.

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babygirl2251991 3

honestly op youll thank her later, they end up suggesting you take them after the baby is born to prevent ripping stitches and to help re-regulate things. best of luck!

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