By Mandy93 - 20/12/2012 13:57 - Germany - Reipoltskirchen

Today, my mother has stooped to a new level of "hiding" Christmas gifts. She now just dumps them in the middle of the floor and says, "Don't look at them." If she even thinks I'm glancing in the direction of the pile, she will burst into a manic rage, and yell at me for "ruining the surprise." FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 200
You deserved it 7 690

Same thing different taste

Comments

Maybe she's just had enough of you snooping around? You should have been grateful to get presents and respected her wish of keeping them a surprise since it obviously meant a lot to her. Well done, douche.

oh yeah so OP is a douche for accidentally looking at presents that were stacked up in the middle of the room? sounds fair enough.

I think you're right, my guess is OP has snooped around for presents and found them every other time so mum's had enough

Werken247 14

And some leather, and a thong, and a... Wait, that's not where we were going with this?

jiangmantv 4

your mom needs to calm the fk down its Christmas nothing special Santa is fake it's from coca cola, ur mom Prob doesn't have a knowledge base on it, also she is over reacting to a small situation which is really silly/stupid. To my point of view she is acting like a 10 year old. Seriously ur mother needs to grow up.....

minorcrisis 8

15, it made my day that even the FML Team felt it necessary to correct your stupidity.

#15: That was painful to read. I suggest you attend a few grammar and punctuation classes before you comment again.

jiangmantv 4

Even tho if Santa is a myth and he is not real even tho his not from coca cola, anyways... She needs to calm down. Its her fault to leave all the stuff on the floor

I think that Coca cola just took his identity and used it for publicity.

jiangmantv 4

#26 Even tho I didn't know where Santa was from. IDC. The whole reason is the mom is dumb

jiangmantv 4

#21 It's not my fault, I'm not born in america I don't know ur holiday history? So chill, I got it wrong.. Ok? Who gives a shit

jingman, if you don't know where Santa is from, don't pretend you do. Also, if you get any gifts this year, please ask Santa to send you back to school, because you obviously need that. ps. Santa's from the North Pole.

jiangmantv 4

#37 Are u retarted u dont get gifts from santa u get gifts from friends and family, why would i go back to school im on my 8 year university for doctor degree

32 - Good Lord. First of all, it's not just for Americans. Second, it's not history, it's very much in the present, are you clueless about such a large topic? I mean it's only the buzz of most of the northern hemisphere every december. Lastly, chill! I mean don't say you don't care just because he corrected you- I mean you're the person who went on ranting that it was fake and made up by coca cola like a big conspiracy in the first place. Now you're being called out on it, and you don't wan tto admit that you're spouting bullshit so you're trying to take an easy escape.

jiangmantv 4

#39 So what even tho idk about santa, who gives a crap plz read the top comments and u will understand, im a immigrant and ive never learned about santa to stfu, its not gonna kill me if i dont know about it-.-

Jiangmsntiv, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt regarding your piss poor writing skills, since I don't know whether or not you're a native English speaker. I also agree with you that the mother in this FML is being ridiculous. However, why would you (incorrectly) proclaim that Santa is a myth created by Coca Cola with such conviction, only to then admit that you really don't know anything about Santa or Christmas tradition? If you don't know about something, don't pretend that you do, and then you'll avoid making such mistakes. And, FYI, Santa isn't entirely myth either, although there are many fantastical myths about him. His name was Nicholas and he used to give children presents on Christmas. After his death, he was later sainted, "Saint Nicholas," or, as he's more commonly known, "Saint Nick."

You, learn. Learn to write, and learn to not say bullshit about shit you know nothing about then. I mean, why pretend you know about Santa, when you're backtracking now? You seem to give a crap; it looks like it's getting to you.

jiangmantv 4

Is there a problem with my writing? How? I thought he was from coca cola ...

jiangmantv 4

#42 First of all I'm typing so Idc if I make writing mistakes. I obviously don't have auto correct on. You can only say that my " writing skills is bad" I'm on a phone calm down, I don't check for grammars when I type

Sinkhole 26

Then when do you check for grammar? I thought that grammar was most important when writing/typing.

Not trying to be mean, but yes, you are making many mistakes, regarding grammar, punctuation, and spelling. To be completely honest, your comments are a little difficult to read because of it. I'm guessing English isn't your first language, so I understand if you don't realize it. Again, not trying to be mean, but you probably would benefit from some English composition classes. Anyway, if you were mistaken, but THOUGHT you knew about Santa's origins, I suppose that's understandable too, however, when something like that happens, there's no need to be so hostile to people who correct you. And guys, while Santa is an international icon, there are some nations where only a small minority of people celebrate Christmas, because a religion other than Christianity is very dominant in the society, so it's also not unreasonable that someone might not know much about Christmas or Santa.

Obey_StudBoii 23

Wth?Slow down there #15. Santa did not come from Coca Cola

chinchily 12

48. Is completely correct! And I am going to be a little harsh on this... If you're in your 8th year of collage... To be a doctor... Shouldn't your writing skills be really good?

Didn't know that being good at collage qualified you for being a doctor. Must have some epic skills.

PHD in collaging! Kid is a prodigy! Can stick any image next to another one on a piece if cardboard and BAM, relevant

ciaraaa23 7
jiangmantv 4

Im a on a phone with auto correct turned off

Link5794 18

Then it's your responsibility to "check for grammars".

Wow #15 I just gotta say ouch that face palm you just had there will sting for weeks... ALAN awesome absolutely epic.

61 coca-cola changed the colour of santa from green and white to red and white

I suppose if you want a merry Christmas, you damn sure better not look at the pile.. Happy Christmahanakwanzaka to you!!

I would close my eyes then put a blanket or something over them

Everybody needs to calm down. We don't know enough to accuse OP of snooping, so stop saying she deserves it. For all we know the mom is just being unreasonable. Or not. Again, there isn't enough information to go accusing her either.

jiangmantv 4

I totally agreed that mom lack of knowledge and stupid ... Can't blame her

Werken247 14

Info? We don't no stinkin' info! This is FML, just gather a mob, grab some pitchforks and torches and burn something down! We'll sort out the facts later... or not.

debbster7 18

Now would be a good time to get the hell put of your crazed house

perdix 29

You ought to do your best Sgt. Schulz impression and say, "I see nuzzink!" I doubt Hogan's Heroes is very popular in Germany, though, but if you manage to have a look, I think you'll be able to nail the accent.

onorexveritas 23

you better not peek im telling you why