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Maybe she's just had enough of you snooping around? You should have been grateful to get presents and respected her wish of keeping them a surprise since it obviously meant a lot to her. Well done, douche.
oh yeah so OP is a douche for accidentally looking at presents that were stacked up in the middle of the room? sounds fair enough.
I think you're right, my guess is OP has snooped around for presents and found them every other time so mum's had enough
your mom needs to calm the fk down its Christmas nothing special Santa is fake it's from coca cola, ur mom Prob doesn't have a knowledge base on it, also she is over reacting to a small situation which is really silly/stupid. To my point of view she is acting like a 10 year old. Seriously ur mother needs to grow up.....
#15: That was painful to read. I suggest you attend a few grammar and punctuation classes before you comment again.
I think that Coca cola just took his identity and used it for publicity.
jingman, if you don't know where Santa is from, don't pretend you do. Also, if you get any gifts this year, please ask Santa to send you back to school, because you obviously need that. ps. Santa's from the North Pole.
32 - Good Lord. First of all, it's not just for Americans. Second, it's not history, it's very much in the present, are you clueless about such a large topic? I mean it's only the buzz of most of the northern hemisphere every december. Lastly, chill! I mean don't say you don't care just because he corrected you- I mean you're the person who went on ranting that it was fake and made up by coca cola like a big conspiracy in the first place. Now you're being called out on it, and you don't wan tto admit that you're spouting bullshit so you're trying to take an easy escape.
Jiangmsntiv, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt regarding your piss poor writing skills, since I don't know whether or not you're a native English speaker. I also agree with you that the mother in this FML is being ridiculous. However, why would you (incorrectly) proclaim that Santa is a myth created by Coca Cola with such conviction, only to then admit that you really don't know anything about Santa or Christmas tradition? If you don't know about something, don't pretend that you do, and then you'll avoid making such mistakes. And, FYI, Santa isn't entirely myth either, although there are many fantastical myths about him. His name was Nicholas and he used to give children presents on Christmas. After his death, he was later sainted, "Saint Nicholas," or, as he's more commonly known, "Saint Nick."
You, learn. Learn to write, and learn to not say bullshit about shit you know nothing about then. I mean, why pretend you know about Santa, when you're backtracking now? You seem to give a crap; it looks like it's getting to you.
Not trying to be mean, but yes, you are making many mistakes, regarding grammar, punctuation, and spelling. To be completely honest, your comments are a little difficult to read because of it. I'm guessing English isn't your first language, so I understand if you don't realize it. Again, not trying to be mean, but you probably would benefit from some English composition classes. Anyway, if you were mistaken, but THOUGHT you knew about Santa's origins, I suppose that's understandable too, however, when something like that happens, there's no need to be so hostile to people who correct you. And guys, while Santa is an international icon, there are some nations where only a small minority of people celebrate Christmas, because a religion other than Christianity is very dominant in the society, so it's also not unreasonable that someone might not know much about Christmas or Santa.
Made my day :)
Didn't know that being good at collage qualified you for being a doctor. Must have some epic skills.
PHD in collaging! Kid is a prodigy! Can stick any image next to another one on a piece if cardboard and BAM, relevant
How did Coca-Cola come into this?
Wow #15 I just gotta say ouch that face palm you just had there will sting for weeks... ALAN awesome absolutely epic.
61 coca-cola changed the colour of santa from green and white to red and white
I suppose if you want a merry Christmas, you damn sure better not look at the pile.. Happy Christmahanakwanzaka to you!!
I would close my eyes then put a blanket or something over them
Everybody needs to calm down. We don't know enough to accuse OP of snooping, so stop saying she deserves it. For all we know the mom is just being unreasonable. Or not. Again, there isn't enough information to go accusing her either.
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Merry Christmas ya filthy animals.
That.... Almost made sense.