By Mandy93 - 20/12/2012 13:57 - Germany - Reipoltskirchen

Today, my mother has stooped to a new level of "hiding" Christmas gifts. She now just dumps them in the middle of the floor and says, "Don't look at them." If she even thinks I'm glancing in the direction of the pile, she will burst into a manic rage, and yell at me for "ruining the surprise." FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 200
You deserved it 7 690

Same thing different taste

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I used to go out of my way to hide the gifts & my kids would find them! So, one year, I put them in the back bedroom, threw a sheet over them & figured I'd just let them find the gifts! Christmas came, I wrapped everything & the kids were like "Where'd you hide the gifts? We couldn't find them!" I never told them that they were sitting in the middle of the bedroom floor! They wouldn't go in that room because they were sure it was haunted! Lol!!

In answer to all the questions about all the YDIs, I'm guessing people assume that OP was looking toward the gifts, but it actually says if her mom thinks she's looking. So that implies that OP isn't looking (probably) but her mother thinks she is, thus the manic rage.

Sorry it's your mum, but she's a crazy bitch.

Some one needs their medication adjusted.

jsmills92 15

Don't worry, it's called menopause and it only gets worse.

PhishloverA 14

What's with all these FMLs having more YDI's when the OP's don't deserve it?

KiddNYC1O 20

She's a secret agent of the Grinch.