By Anonymous - 18/11/2011 11:17 - Canada

Today, my mother, her fiancé, and I were having dinner together. My mother was joking that she wasn't sure she could hold him down, as he used to "get around." She turned to talk to the waiter and my future step-father looked me up and down and winked. FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 040
You deserved it 2 600

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Dirty... Step daddy likes to keep it in the family.

You should make some kind of epic objection at the wedding.

Comments

KVKdragon 26

Tell your mom if you care that much. If your future stepdad is going to marry your mom, she should know what he does when she isn't looking. He shouldn't be visually feeling up other women, let alone you, his future stepdaughter /:|

lmaoatall 6

If he had winked and quietly said giggidy, I would say you would be really screwed. But since it was just a wink, you should be fine.

She might miss and he might think she's trying to play footsies with him.

This exact same thing happened to a friend of mine, but the guy was joking around with them. I hope to hell that OPs guy was kidding too :/

perdix 29

Is he hot? Older men can be very sexy and can give you mind-blowing orgasms that younger guys can't because of their lack of experience and control. You ought to give him a try. I'm perdix, and I approve this message ;)

rifletwirler92 15
perdix 29

Only if you are close-minded and don't like supreme pleasure. ;) ;)

PElexander 5

Every time I read a Perdix comment I crack the hell up. He sooo true in a hilarious way.

rifletwirler92 15

But that's her future stepfather, there has to be boundaries in some places.

perdix 29

You'd think there would be, but the mom knows he's a horndog and her daughter is hot, yet she's still willing to risk it.

Agreed! Older men are fantastic at mind blowing orgasms!

stewie13_666 0

I believe you meant having dinner. Not have

Just tell him he is a creep and he ain't gettin any and if he looks at you and winks again you will break his balls with a bowling ball

ah, the classic pedo-stepdad. just kick him in the nuts & scowl back.