Miscellaneous: Today, my mother, her fiancé, and I were having dinner together....

By Anonymous - 18/11/2011 11:17 - Canada

Today, my mother, her fiancé, and I were having dinner together. My mother was joking that she wasn't sure she could hold him down, as he used to "get around." She turned to talk to the waiter and my future step-father looked me up and down and winked. FML

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By oshitdonotwant - 08/08/2009 13:42 - United States

Today, I was having breakfast when my mom's boyfriend came and sat right across from me. He didn't try and hide the fact that he was staring at my chest and told me, "Wow, you're getting bigger." I glared at him. He winked at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2012 05:32 - United States

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML

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By BrisbaneCoop - 04/04/2011 17:13 - Australia

Today, my fiancé and I visited his family for dinner. The entire time I was there, his mother and sister had an in depth conversation about how attractive his ex girlfriends were and how they got along with them so well. FML

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And I oop

By SuperBunny - 20/04/2009 07:59 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was taking me to dinner to meet his parents. As we pulled into the restaurant valet, I saw a woman in a slutty dress and hooker heels get out of the car ahead of us. I jokingly asked if we had accidentally pulled into a strip club, pointing at the woman. It was his mother. FML

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Inappropriate!

By Anonymous - 29/09/2010 02:09 - United States

Today, I nervously introduced my mother to my new boyfriend. I had to sit and watch her flirt with him for an hour. When I took her in the other room and confronted her about it, she said, "Don't you dare ruin this for me!" FML

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Nice to meet you… again

By pleaseno - 24/07/2009 00:52 - United States

Today, my mother invited me to a nice restaurant to meet her boyfriend whom she's been seriously dating for a month. Imagine my surprise when she led me to a table and my boyfriend's father stood up, shocked, to greet me. Rather than being horrified, she is now planning double dates every week. FML

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Felicia doesn't approve

By uneek_3225 - 22/10/2009 05:53 - United States

Today, my fiancé and I met his mother for lunch to discuss wedding plans. When we got there, I went to the bathroom to wash my hands. I heard a woman talking on her cell phone in the stall about her son's "disgusting, slutty girlfriend." The toilet flushed and my future mother-in-law walked out. FML

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By highlandgirl10 - 21/07/2010 20:31 - Canada

Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML

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Noooo, not him

By Jenni - 21/03/2021 23:01

Today, my mother arranged for me to meet the man she is planning to marry. Turns out, my future stepfather is also my creepy old boss, who spent 4 months hitting on me before I quit a year ago. FML

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WTF?

By Anonymous - 15/04/2018 01:30

Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML

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Monkeysmommy1 0

Friday 18 November 2011 15:49

Dirty... Step daddy likes to keep it in the family.

m1k30d 6

Friday 18 November 2011 15:51

You should make some kind of epic objection at the wedding.

Comments

meelo88 13

Friday 18 November 2011 16:38

Humm that's not creepy at all... Maybe he just has a spasm and a twitch... But nah he's prob just a jerk....

flippyfloppy29 1

Friday 18 November 2011 16:39

Hot! R u male? Even hotter lol

chels1994 11

Friday 18 November 2011 16:41

ew...

Feklfekl2222 32

Friday 18 November 2011 16:41

Were Have dinner together? Mods please fix

_Sophia_ 14

Friday 18 November 2011 16:58

What's wrong with were? Only variations I can think of are we're and where which would be completely wrong. Correct me of course if I'm wrong.

RoseCrystal 17

Friday 18 November 2011 16:49

I suggest a taser

Happiness2Joy 3

Friday 18 November 2011 16:57

I would get a lock on my bedroom door or bells that would jingle whenever someone walks in and start carrying pepperspray with me wherever I go :/

_Sophia_ 14

Friday 18 November 2011 16:59

Oh I seeeeee. HAVE dinner. My bad.

ChaosEngine 5

Friday 18 November 2011 17:03

I like how everyone automatically assumes this guy was serious. If her Mom was joking around about that, he might just have had the sense of humour to bounce off the joke and carry on with it. The important thing (With all comedy) is timing. If she made the joke then turned away, the up-down look plus wink is obviously meant to continue it. If it came 20 mins later though, you're looking at a creep.