Miscellaneous: Today, my mother, her fiancé, and I were having dinner together....

By Anonymous - 18/11/2011 11:17 - Canada

Today, my mother, her fiancé, and I were having dinner together. My mother was joking that she wasn't sure she could hold him down, as he used to "get around." She turned to talk to the waiter and my future step-father looked me up and down and winked. FML

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By oshitdonotwant - 08/08/2009 13:42 - United States

Today, I was having breakfast when my mom's boyfriend came and sat right across from me. He didn't try and hide the fact that he was staring at my chest and told me, "Wow, you're getting bigger." I glared at him. He winked at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2012 05:32 - United States

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML

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By BrisbaneCoop - 04/04/2011 17:13 - Australia

Today, my fiancé and I visited his family for dinner. The entire time I was there, his mother and sister had an in depth conversation about how attractive his ex girlfriends were and how they got along with them so well. FML

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And I oop

By SuperBunny - 20/04/2009 07:59 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was taking me to dinner to meet his parents. As we pulled into the restaurant valet, I saw a woman in a slutty dress and hooker heels get out of the car ahead of us. I jokingly asked if we had accidentally pulled into a strip club, pointing at the woman. It was his mother. FML

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Inappropriate!

By Anonymous - 29/09/2010 02:09 - United States

Today, I nervously introduced my mother to my new boyfriend. I had to sit and watch her flirt with him for an hour. When I took her in the other room and confronted her about it, she said, "Don't you dare ruin this for me!" FML

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Nice to meet you… again

By pleaseno - 24/07/2009 00:52 - United States

Today, my mother invited me to a nice restaurant to meet her boyfriend whom she's been seriously dating for a month. Imagine my surprise when she led me to a table and my boyfriend's father stood up, shocked, to greet me. Rather than being horrified, she is now planning double dates every week. FML

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Felicia doesn't approve

By uneek_3225 - 22/10/2009 05:53 - United States

Today, my fiancé and I met his mother for lunch to discuss wedding plans. When we got there, I went to the bathroom to wash my hands. I heard a woman talking on her cell phone in the stall about her son's "disgusting, slutty girlfriend." The toilet flushed and my future mother-in-law walked out. FML

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By highlandgirl10 - 21/07/2010 20:31 - Canada

Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML

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Noooo, not him

By Jenni - 21/03/2021 23:01

Today, my mother arranged for me to meet the man she is planning to marry. Turns out, my future stepfather is also my creepy old boss, who spent 4 months hitting on me before I quit a year ago. FML

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WTF?

By Anonymous - 15/04/2018 01:30

Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML

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Monkeysmommy1 0

Friday 18 November 2011 15:49

Dirty... Step daddy likes to keep it in the family.

m1k30d 6

Friday 18 November 2011 15:51

You should make some kind of epic objection at the wedding.

Comments

Melvar_10 3

Friday 18 November 2011 20:07

Men who like getting kicked in the nuts are trannies

naddification 7

Friday 18 November 2011 20:18

This is only the beginning.... *shivers*

Calyx_fml 21

Friday 18 November 2011 20:19

Threesome!

SmittyJA24 26

Friday 18 November 2011 20:33

Every guy wants to experience a 3-way ... and getting a mother-daughter tandem is high on the fantasy list (along with doing a pair of twins / sisters).

bubo_fml 10

Friday 18 November 2011 20:37

Calling him a mutha fukka wouldn't be enough, would it?

hoonyer 17

Friday 18 November 2011 21:50

Eh screw him . . .

jonnynasty 0

Friday 18 November 2011 23:09

is his name Joey, how you doinn

5t3ff1k4h 44

Friday 18 November 2011 23:27

OP, how old are you? Seriously though. You should be old enough to tell him off yourself. He's just a perv. And sooner or later, your mother will find out and that'll be the end of that relationship.