Love: Today, my mother-in-law gave me a toaster and a fork as a wedding...

By monster in law. - 17/12/2014 07:35 - United States

Today, my mother-in-law gave me a toaster and a fork as a wedding gift. FML

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By knews - 18/03/2010 04:46 - United States

Today, my mom sent me beautiful candlesticks along with some half burned candles. I thanked her. She told me the candlesticks were a wedding gift to my grandmother 85 years ago. Then she said the candles were used at my grandma's wedding. I had already lit them. FML

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By anon - 14/01/2013 03:00 - United States - Dublin

Today, I walked into my mother's house to find that she had knitted clothes for some of the household appliances. The toaster was wearing a dress. FML

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By badcook - 24/09/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, my mother-in-law gifted us with a new microwave. I told her it was too much and we didn't really need it. Her response, "I just want my grandkids to have food that tastes good for once." I'm a chef. FML

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By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was having a garage sale and my mother-in-law came by to see what I was selling. She decided to buy these ugly green wine glasses that were still unopened. It turns out that she gave those to my wife and me when we got married. FML

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By AvocadoPurse - 31/12/2018 16:00

Today, my mother-in-law took a phone message on the back of my marriage license. FML

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By lauziej93 - 10/11/2015 09:24 - Spain - Logro?o

Today, my mother-in-law became my boss. FML

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By GeeThanks - 02/05/2017 05:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, while making a grand show of his generosity, my boss gave me my own commissions as a wedding gift. FML

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By Anoymous - 09/06/2013 06:02 - United States - Burlingame

Today, after telling my mother-in-law about my recent miscarriage, she cheerfully made a cake to celebrate. FML

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By Shelle - 26/12/2012 08:53 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, my mother-in-law purchased matching Christmas presents for myself and my sister-in-law to open together in front of everyone. Guess who are now the proud owners of matching metal tampon cases. FML

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By whasian - 21/09/2009 16:32 - United States

Today, my soon to be mother-in-law sent me a birthday present. It was a necklace for me to wear at my wedding. The pendant is a well known lesbian symbol. I'm a woman and I'm marrying her son. FML

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grtfuldeadlovr 27

Wednesday 17 December 2014 18:42

She obviously thinks you need these items.

Frank_3xxx 6

Wednesday 17 December 2014 18:45

Stick the fork in her a** Smash the toaster on her head.

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mineller 24

Wednesday 17 December 2014 18:58

Shocking!

escapingreality 19

Thursday 18 December 2014 3:50

idt anyone else noticed what you did there...lol

BlindlyWandering 17

Thursday 18 December 2014 7:15

I see what you did. Very clever. :)

WCARlover 34

Wednesday 17 December 2014 18:59

Welcome to the family!

thinblue32 15

Wednesday 17 December 2014 19:03

Matching I hope. Lol

Callmeseansaur 9

Wednesday 17 December 2014 19:04

...but free toaster though!

SkiBunnyBB96 11

Wednesday 17 December 2014 19:18

Well someone has her head up her ass

dodgethis3500 17

Wednesday 17 December 2014 19:22

She's hoping you don't survive very long in the family, maybe even in life....

Lizardgirl 7

Wednesday 17 December 2014 19:37

Better hide that toaster when your father in law comes to visit

MidnaLink 33

Wednesday 17 December 2014 19:37

The toaster I'd be fine with, the fork, WTF!

LPac5295 27

Wednesday 17 December 2014 19:42

That forking sucks.

ariastyles12 25

Wednesday 17 December 2014 19:47

Is she trying to hint something?

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