By monster in law. - 17/12/2014 07:35 - United States

Today, my mother-in-law gave me a toaster and a fork as a wedding gift. FML
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Frank_3xxx 6

Stick the fork in her a** Smash the toaster on her head.

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joyboy390 12

If i was you i would consider that my first and only warning lol. I wouldnt eat any of her cookinf it might be poisoned lol. You might wanna bring that up to you wife.

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Clevelandians 17

She technically gave you her daughter too

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pris0027 19

Mother in-laws are the worst!

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kiaora_fml 11

For Christmas give her an enema from Ebay and hot chilli sauce......... Sorry op, hopefully she is alot older than your husband and she will drop dead soon

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mkayden 23

Dumb ways to die tu du tu du tu du tu du tu du

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PeaceFull 3

Dear FMLer would you attack me if I asked why is this a horrible gift? At least she gave her a present.

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russfml 31

It's a not so subtle way of saying I hope you kill yourself. Fork in a toaster would be an electrifying experience, literally

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Goblin182 26

Depending on the type of relationship you have with you mother-in-law, she is either funny as hell or the worst bitch in the world.

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staceyp1 6

Why is everyone being so slack? Maybe it's all the mother in law could afford. The wedding isn't and shouldn't be about how fancy your presents are.

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thewife5 19

Just thank her like it was your favorite gift ever.. That will really piss her off.

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