Miscellaneous: Today, my mother-in-law moved into my wife's two-bedroom apartment....

By Anonymous - 13/01/2012 22:58 - United States

Today, my mother-in-law moved into my wife's two-bedroom apartment. She's quite possibly the reincarnation of Hitler himself, and she'll be staying until this time next year. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2011 19:21 - United States

Today, my mother-in-law announced that she's going to be moving into the apartment next to us. Oh joy. FML

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By Anon_a_mouse - 30/03/2011 19:59 - Reserved

Today, I came home from a week-long vacation, only to find my mother-in-law didn't just dog-sit while I was gone; she moved in, along with all her possessions, and seems to think it's a permanent deal. FML

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By fuq - 22/05/2012 18:42 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, my wife allowed my mother-in-law to move in with us. She believes the government spies on her in the shower, and that the Prime Minister is a shape-shifting lizard who wants to microchip us all. I have to live with this psychotic wench until someone is desperate enough to employ her. FML

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By anonymous - 27/01/2012 15:26 - United States

Today, my mother-in-law asked if she could move in with us. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2020 05:04

Today, my mother-in-law moved in with my husband and I, where she shits the bed and herself. There's a waiting list for the nursing home, so in the meantime I’m cleaning up her shit and she isn’t even my mother. FML

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By NotAnInLawFamilyMan - 10/12/2014 14:05 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my mother-in-maw informed us that she sold her house and is moving in with us so we'll "take care" of her in old age. She's in perfect health. We've only been married for 4 months. My wife can't stand her for more than 2 weeks at a time, let alone living with us. FML

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By Bananapi - 10/09/2017 13:00

Today, my flatmate moved in with me. Unfortunately, unbeknownst to me, so did her mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2013 21:30 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, my mother-in-law yelled from across the house for me to come quickly. She sounded frantic, so I rushed and asked what was wrong. She said, "Nothing." and that she just wanted to remind me that she hates my guts. She'll be living here with me and my wife for the next two months. FML

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By nofrickenway - 25/04/2012 00:08 - United States - Newport News

Today, I found out that my unemployed and very needy mother-in-law will be moving in with us soon. And during my conversation on the phone with her, she expects us to buy a house and my wife and I can "live with her." My wife agrees with all of this. FML

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By Great - 09/04/2014 01:42 - United States - Katy

Today, my in-laws moved in. FML

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Saturday 14 January 2012 5:50

Well, if you rearrange the letters in "Mother In-Law" it spells Woman Hitler...

hennessy89 34

Saturday 14 January 2012 5:57

Is anyone curious as to why OP wrote his wife's apartment? Does he not live with his wife? SEMANTICS PEOPLE! They are important!

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sharktat2 10

Saturday 14 January 2012 22:35

Heil Monster-in-law...that blows!!!!!!!

dukeunidude 4

Saturday 14 January 2012 23:46

At least you have a family.

CookieMonstr19 0

Sunday 15 January 2012 4:41

Good Luck. :)

briewillis 0

Sunday 15 January 2012 7:25

Hope your not Jewish. This just made my day.

Escalators 1

Monday 16 January 2012 2:31

Oh wow, that's going to be a pain in the ass for sure. Sucks bad

Escalators 1

Monday 16 January 2012 2:35

What crawled up your ass and left a mother-in-law hatchling, #99?

your_impressive 9

Monday 16 January 2012 5:04

Well, it makes sense because Mother In Law rearranged spells Woman Hilter....

ThatsMe744 0

Monday 16 January 2012 8:59

Unless the world ends before then!

lex1459 38

Tuesday 17 January 2012 1:50

Mother in law also spells woman hitler..

plentyfml 0

Wednesday 18 January 2012 4:19

Warn the jews. Now.

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